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Apple River

1. (n.) {Origin: English, ~1970(?)} A place in Western Wisconsin that epitomizes and showcases the fancies of (primarily) white people from rural American upbringing. Mostly, activities are centered around floating down the river on old inner tubes with coolers that start filled with beer and end up empty.

2. (n.) A place parents sometimes mistakenly bring their families on a weekend in mid-summer.

3. (adj.) {Origin: English, 2008} Used to describe activities, events, or people deemed unsophisticated and/or unbecoming of a person with any shred of decency or self-respect. (see also: redneck, white trash)
1. "We ran out of beer half-way down the Apple River last weekend, and then I peed on Ben while he was passed out."

2. "I saw my first male genitalia when I was 10 years old because my parents brought me to the Apple River."

3. "That was sooooo Apple River when Bill shotgunned that Old Milwaukee and threw up in the microwave."
by Minnesota Mike October 10, 2008
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down by the river

Awesome song by Neil Young with one of the greatest guitar solos I have ever heard.
If you need proof that Neil Young is one of the greatest guitarists, listen to Down by the River.
by Blake February 8, 2005
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Priest River

A town in northern Idaho, manly noted for its failing lumber industry, streets with no sidewalks, and its hate for people from California. It is also known as the shithole between the annoying assholes from Spokane Washington and the gorgeous haven of Priest Lake.The best place to eat is Mac's, a local gas station. If you don't own an ATV or a gun, there isn't much to do. and the internet is slow as fuck. the people who drive through often say "hey, that looks like a town, only smaller"
Priest River passed a law outlawing education, liberalism, and black people.
by OrignalWolf May 18, 2011
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Elk River

A place in Minnesota, that has the mississppi going through it.
by Jace Lynne June 11, 2011
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Spirit River

A small hick town in the shittiest area of Canada. Live there if you like extra chromosomes and alcoholism.
In Spirit River, he's yer uncle and yer daddy!
by Le bougeosie April 21, 2011
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Elk River High School

Elk River High School is probably one of the worst places ever. If you call some one a name here they will go vape and cut themselves in the bathroom like the emo fuck they are. If a thots ass is hanging out you get your shit clapped for pointing it out. Literally everyone that goes here has an iq of 2.5
Shit I have to go to Elk River High school I hope I don’t see any emos there they might eat my cat or sum shit
by Literally god nigga June 4, 2019
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Great River

Great River is the Richest town by median house value of the Islips. If you live in Great River chances are that you are extremely rich. People act like it is a park, chances are if you see a person on the streets of Great River and they aren't what appears to be their property they are just sightseeing, Nobody in this community is Black or Hispanic, and seeing a person of that race is considered extremely rare and is the equivalent of seeing a Giraffe in NYC. Theres only 2 companies that reside in Great River, The Great River Deli and Tedesco's Trattoria. The Great River Deli makes the Best Chicken Bacon Bombers in all of the Islips and you will never see anybody at Tedesco's Trattoria. Great River Kids go to the East Islip School Districts Schools and have a tendency to dress prepie and have huge parties in their backyards. They are known to drive expensive cars around such as Rolls Royce, Lamborghini, Audi, Mercedes, and Bmw.
Did you see that kid in that Lamborghini?
Yeah I did...
Must be one of those damn Great River kids
by The Lesser Half June 13, 2009
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