reacharonie

Lowly rated football recuits that fran offers and then turns them to five star bluechips. This never happens, but is a wet dream of aggy.
Franchione + reacharound = reacharonie

I heard martellus bennett was a reacharonie.

by CorporationX May 1, 2005

reach around

It is when you are having doggy style sex with your lady friend, and a gay homosexual walks up and tickles your balls from behind.

One time while doing Jessica Simpson, her gay makeup artist snuck up from behind and gave ma a reach around. Dirty Mother Fucker.

by B and T October 13, 2006

over reacting fuck

Rusty in gym

one day i sat on his folder in gym and hes fucking kicked me in the shin like 4 times the fuck and i guess i learned my lession....im the duche

by Rusty June 16, 2004

reach around

While riding on the back of a motorcycle you reach around and place your hand in the crotch area of the driver. To give the full effect you may choose to slowly move your hand within the crotch area.

Hopefully the driver is someone of the opposite sex of you otherwise this could be considered a mistake (see *mistake*).

While cruising the strip, I felt the need to give my driver a reach around.

by Gix2NV July 29, 2005

Christina Ricci Reach Around

When a female cuts off all circulation to her head so her eyeballs begin to pop out and she proceeds to give her male partner a handjob from behind!!!

Dude, She finally gave in and I got a Christina Ricci Reach Around!!!

by Nesta22 June 20, 2010

dutch reach

Ill-considered government safety initiatives, undertaken by woke media types, that introduces sexual innuendo without intention or satire.

Those dopey twats have only gone and done it again - dropped a dutch reach into the cycle safe campaign!

by geoff beef January 26, 2022

Social Justice Warrior reactionary

Idiots who try to fight the SJW movement through trying to make bigotry, bullying, hate speech, and degrading comments heroic. Think that anyone who speaks against hate speech is a communist. Yet forget that Freedom of Speech goes both ways. Their ideas of freedom of speech say that there is nothing wrong with saying hateful crap, and that there should be no social consequences for doing so.

Social Justice Warrior Reactionary: You Fags are aid ridden parasides
Regular Person: You are a disgusting bigot

SJW Reactionary: Freedom of Speech
RP: Your right, and Im using mine to tell you that you are an ignorant jerk
SJW Reactionary: Shit(Thinking: I have nothing to say but it protects snowflakes like me from facing the consequences of my hate speech)

Normal Person: I just started my own company cause my boss was a huge ass
SJW Reactionary: So you are just a snowflake cause you couldnt stand working for a boss
NP: Shut Up
SJW reactionary: You are a tyrant

SJW Reactionary: Bigots matter too, we are so persecuted. I got fired for calling a woman a bitch and that she should go back to the Kitchen
Woman: No your creating a Hostile Working environment
SJW Reactionary: Liberals like you should be fired
Woman: Yet you dont
SJW Reactionary: Woe is me, I am so persecuted

by TheLibertariannonpartisan February 26, 2017