Relationshit

A relationship of two people (no matter the sex), either married or in a committed courtship, who are unhappy, constantly argue, lie to one another, share an unhealthy, toxic dynamic and are just miserable to be around.

“Joe & Diane are both so jealous and make each other unhappy, I don’t know why they even stay together. I never want to be in a relationshit like that.”

by CChanelG15 June 21, 2021

relationshop

Another name for couples therapy or marriage guidance and counseling; any place two people go to receive help in salvaging a relationship or strengthening their relationship bonds

Joe and Mary seem to be spending more time together after going to the relationshop for the last few months. They seem so much happier together too!

by JJam in MT July 21, 2021

relationshopper

Someone who hops from one relationship to another at the emotional expense of their many partners; a shopper is usually a male, afraid of being single, and potentially questioning their sexuality

*a relationshopper likes to figure out what they want as they fly through relationships: they blindside, burn, and discard partners, moving on to the next victim within 4 months max

"Hey- is Javi with Andrea or Nichole these days?"

"Oh you're way behind man, he's been with Rach, broke it off with another girl, and now he's with Anessa."

"Wow... sounds like a professional relationshopper to me"

by definitionsbyDr.Dre January 10, 2022

relationship stray

A guy who starts living at their girlfriend's home by being there so often that it just sort of happens without the appropriate conversation. A boyfriend who gives up on his personal life to become a part of his girlfriend's personal life.

Hey, are you and Eric living together? No, he is just a relationship stray.
Don't you feel awkward always staying at her place like a relationship stray? No, she has a beautiful home and food, I can save a lot of money this way.

by heythatsnotnicemister July 13, 2023

Fauxtonic relationship

Where one party believes the interaction is platonic, while the other covets more.

Although Jane believes that she and John are just really good friends, it's actually a fauxtonic relationship, as John appears to be waiting for her to see him as boyfriend material.

by Ldkings March 29, 2012

quickburner relationship

Someone you rush into a relationship with that doesn't last very long our end very well.

Beth: Didnt you just start dating Tom?
Sarah: yeah but it was just a quickburner relationship..easy come easy go

by jadedheart84 December 11, 2012

jagged relationship

an up-and-down, on-and-off again type of relationship

if you are in a jagged relationship, especially if you are the dominated party, you should be asking yourself whether or not that particular relationship is right, or maybe even harmful, for you.

by Sexydimma September 27, 2013