Puddlefile

An alluring puddle that doesn't look nearly as treacherous as it is. That type of puddle that says you can step in me and be just fine. But when you do water covers your entire shoe or you slip and bust your ass and leaves you cold and embarrassed in a place you dont want to be.

I thought i would be fine, it seemed innocent enough. But that puddlefile raped me and my new shoes .

by poptartjesus December 6, 2009

Paddle Wanker

A Paddle Wanker refers to a minority of people who cannot bend their fingers back, thus emulating the shape of a paddle. They are complete wankers, who contribute next to nothing to society. They attempt to destroy as many oars/paddles as they can find, in order to justify their existence.

1) Whats the new kid like?

he's really weird, he can't bend his fingers back!

He's such a Paddle Wanker!

2) OH NO, my oar has snapped in half and we are stuck in the ocean....

...If only we had a paddle wanker to propel us to shore

by VeTe January 8, 2012

Paddle Boating

Similar to the motor boating, where you smother your face in a woman's large boobs, the Paddle Boating is when you use your tongue to "paddle" a girls vagina.

(Guy) "Where you going today with your girlfriend?"

(Guy2) "Hopefully we'll go Paddle Boating, but if she's on her period, it's a no go."

by Sinful Divinity October 2, 2012

Paddleboat

Similar to motorboating, a successful paddle boat is performed by inserting your index finger into the exposed cleavage of a girl and wiggling it back and forth.

I got drunk and his girl wouldn't let me motorboat her so I paddleboated her.

by jacks finger January 13, 2014

muffin peddler

A large man who makes his living peddling muffins on the streets. Usually a cute or silly man whom you share an emotional connection with.

You see that muffin peddler? Man, I love him.

by Tanbor November 18, 2005

Paddle

a not at all gay punishment for any wrong doing or paddle rule breaking offences where the victim/paddlee gets their bare ass slapped with a shoe or trainer of the paddlers choice.
Air Force Ones particularly hurt.

Guy 1:"Ha, thats 10 - 0. Thats means i owe you a paddle, bro!"

Guy 2:"Ha, you just said "Bro" again so i owe you a paddle aswell."

Guy 1: "Shit."

by Sexy Ad The Pro Evolution Wizard June 1, 2004

Paddle

To take something, usually wood plastic or metal and beat a naughty lover on their bare ass

When Alice and joe were having sex he wanted her to moan more so he took a paddle out from the draw and lauded her face down on the bed he then grabbed her ass and lifted it up. He swung the paddle hard across her ass and she squealed. Then he anal fucked her whilst she moaned

by Hot stories January 10, 2021