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by anonymous September 23, 2021
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Pudding

To insert ones testicles into another rectal cavity- often with a good friend over a glass of wine while watching the sunset.
Felix: man this sunset is so nice. I find our friendship incredibly meaningful.

Jack: yes my close friend, should we partake in some meaningful pudding?
by xxxassholebulgul<3<3 July 16, 2022
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pudding incident

A past traumatic incident which results in a rule change, such as losing cooking privileges due to a spill, or not allowing livestock indoors after a mess. The name refers to a scenario in which attempting to make pudding result in spilling it all over the floors, walls, and ceiling, and no longer being allowed to stay home alone.
“Well, he’s not allowed to use that bathroom anymore, do you remember what he did to the tub? It was SUCH a pudding incident.”
by Jendingo December 2, 2022
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Pudding Stick

Another name (euphemism) for a shit stirrer. Back in the day when folks used outhouses, they often had a stick used to stir in lime or other things, often called a pudding stick. Also related to "stirring the pot."
Be careful what you say around Bobby; he's a first class pudding stick.
by Tipsy Thoughts January 14, 2023
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meat-pudding

noun: 1. excrement that comes from the genetalia

2. meat that is pounded into mush

adjective: used as a comparison for something that is warm, gooey, and jizzy.
noun: When she spreads her legs, meat-pudding leaks out all over the bed.

adjective: Them damn beef curtains have some stuff on ther that's look'n like meat-pudding.
by jaminimaj August 11, 2010
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honeydew pudding

gay4pay was all up on honeydew pudding ;---)))
by gay4$pay$ March 1, 2014
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fist pudding

The ejaculate left on a male's hand post masturbation
Ever since Dick broke up with Virginia he's been a hermit, staying home, watching porn and making fist pudding.
by ExplosiveBM December 16, 2014
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