poon jockey

1.) One who aggressively rides / humps the poon.

2.) Term when used towards a female means she is a lesbian.

1.) John was a huge poon jockey at the gangbang.

2.) Word on the streets has it that Rita and Betty are poon jockeys.

by Col. Pooner T. Corntooth February 21, 2005

Anti-poon

The unfortunate people who "God" hates so much that potential mates (ie. attractive women) are actually driven away by the utter ugliness and social retardation of such people

Guy 1: Hey man, how did John go with Tracy last night? Did he get any action?
Guy 2: Nah man, that retard is so ugly he is virtually the anti-poon
John: :'(

by pidgeon_peter February 22, 2009

poon spoon

The penis of a man with successful female relations.

I slammed my poon spoon in the door!

by TheRealMoose November 11, 2008

Pennsylvania poon flute

During an intimate encounter between and woman and her partner (man/woman), the partner farts across the woman's poonanny, producing a deep, flute-like sound, not unlike the sound that results from blowing across the top of an empty jug.

My girl wanted to try something different, so I gave her the Pennsylvania poon flute.

by bobalicious def June 21, 2008

poon tang prince

One of the upper ranks in terms of pulling ass. Many have held this accolade, including Ashton Kootchmaster, Hugh Heffner, and Brad Fox.

I need to learn how to score from a poon tang prince.

by GG January 24, 2004

Dune's Poon

A crusty poon owned by the infamous "Dune" who is the gatekeeper of her domain. This so called "Dune" occasionally offers drunken parties where people go to trash her house and insult her poon. Not to be confused with Dune's All You Can Eat Fish Buffet.

Tyreece's friday night plans included a quick stop at the seven eleven for a big gulp followed by an enexpected encounter with Dune's Poon. On arrival he quickly realised that Dune's Poon had been trashed. Tyreece was extremely dissapointed!

by CockBlocker October 20, 2004

Poonami

A flow of menstrual blood so severe it forms a tidal wave or destroys hopes and dreams

Oh shit man, that was a total poonami

by _THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND_ April 1, 2009