The dude does nothing but go to the gym and drink -- so he's afraid of calories. He orders non-stop Gay Pirates until midnight when we have to pour him into a cab.
by Vindicator13 February 10, 2010
You blow a load in a chick's eye, thereby blinding her and then kick her in the knee, making her stumble around the room like a Gimpy Pirate.
by libationlibrarian August 27, 2004
Chris is my favorite Penis Pirate.
by Tim and Chris February 17, 2003
by Terango111 January 10, 2009
The art of dropping ones pants around their ankles so that they are bare bottom and then bending over and spreading their cheeks and farting in the general direction of another person.
by The Poncho One July 26, 2008
A Pink Pirate is a combination of a pink sock and an angry pirate.
Right after the pink sock,you pull out and blast the victim the eye and then you...well you know the rest.
Right after the pink sock,you pull out and blast the victim the eye and then you...well you know the rest.
by Ajax21 September 05, 2006
The act of ejaculating in a girl's eye and subsequently kicking her in the shin. The resulting act of hopping on one leg and holding her eye gives her the appearance of a pirate.
by Mr. Pirate Facial February 18, 2009