Gay Pirate

A mixed drink commonly made of Diet Coke and rum, typically Captain Morgan's rum.

The dude does nothing but go to the gym and drink -- so he's afraid of calories. He orders non-stop Gay Pirates until midnight when we have to pour him into a cab.

by Vindicator13 February 9, 2010

gimpy pirate

You blow a load in a chick's eye, thereby blinding her and then kick her in the knee, making her stumble around the room like a Gimpy Pirate.

I gave that hooker the Gimpy Pirate and then ran away without paying!

by libationlibrarian August 26, 2004

Penis Pirate

Same thing as rectum raider but a gay man inserts his pirate (penis) into his partners anus.

Chris is my favorite Penis Pirate.

by Tim and Chris February 16, 2003

Butt Pirate

A man who rides the rough seas of another mans anus... and likes it... a lot

I know a butt pirate who said "The seas were rough last night. ARGH!" which means he is a faggot

by Terango111 January 9, 2009

Pink Pirate

A Pink Pirate is a combination of a pink sock and an angry pirate.
Right after the pink sock,you pull out and blast the victim the eye and then you...well you know the rest.

I gave Sally a Pink Pirate and man was she pist.

"Limp away Sally" Ha-ha!

by Ajax21 September 6, 2006

Pirate facial

The act of ejaculating in a girl's eye and subsequently kicking her in the shin. The resulting act of hopping on one leg and holding her eye gives her the appearance of a pirate.

"yo dude, I just gave your sister a pirate facial"
"aaarrrrgh"

by Mr. Pirate Facial February 18, 2009

Danish Pirate

The art of dropping ones pants around their ankles so that they are bare bottom and then bending over and spreading their cheeks and farting in the general direction of another person.

My wife told me to stop with the dutch ovens so I started going with the Danish Pirate.

by The Poncho One August 22, 2008