Pi (hole)

A person that has lost their grip on reality and believes hearsay over any other form of information. Some say cognitive dissonance derives from this initial behaviour and it can be treated with activities such as sanding and white goods maintenance.
"Honestly, he's such a Pi (hole), he told me to drink coffee before sleeping"

"She told me about that too, what a Pi (hole)"
by FactualRubbish October 29, 2021
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Common Pies

Typically a thick, aggressive 50 year old female chubber, who denies getting fatter from eating!

Loves apackofcrisps
You see common pies with the doughnuts again... She claims it's the medicine
by imperfectcube March 08, 2023
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party pies

From the outside, they look like regular pasty filled with meat. On the inside, they are hotter than the sun. Party pies give 5th degree burns.
Nina: hey, want some party pies?
Owen: no.
Nina: why not?
Owen: I’d rather not burn my mouth with food capable of giving third degree burns.
by dolebludgersgetout November 07, 2019
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Magnum PI

When you take such a huge dump it forms an island in the toilet. A Poop Island.
After last night’s chili dinner, I formed a Magnum PI this morning.
by TrashPanda81 February 16, 2022
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Molly Pies

the sweetest human to ever exist.

brighten your day no matter what.
is the gayest ray of sunshine
you deserve the world, with that smile,kindest and human. <3
Molly pies you make me smile
Molly pies you are hot

Molly pies don't give up
Molly pies you will do great things

Molly pies bella loves you
by Gay times February 08, 2022
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Toilet Pi

When you treasure your time in the toilet to let your wandering mind act as a catalyst to increase your chances of experiencing an aha about or on the number π.
Carlos looks forward to doing his daily business because on a few occasions he’s struck with some toilet pi epiphanies.
by Numerati November 12, 2023
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Law of pi

In engineering, every task will take exactly 3.141592 times as long as initially anticipated. The Law of pi is therefore commonly used along project managers when they ask engineers how much time they think they need to finish their work.
Arjan: How long will it take you to finish the design of those tubes?
Vincent: about one and a half hour I think
Arjan: OK, so taking the Law of pi into account, that's gonna take you exactly 282 minutes
by E.Musk January 07, 2019
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