Phil

verb: to pull a Phil is to say something completely nonsensical which confuses/baffles human beings with normal, functioning brains.

noun: Phils are generally below average intelligence and have a tendency to do stupid things. Beware of encountering a Phil. They may fool you with their university "degrees", charm and dazzling smile, but their idiocy is highly contagious.

"Dude, he totally pulled a Phil and tried to clean those dishes with a microwave!"

"Did he just confuse armadillos with dinosaurs? That guy is such a Phil..."

by Miss Fantastic November 25, 2009

phil mickelson

the best golfer in the world

Tiger Woods is not a phil mickelson

by J.F. May 20, 2004

Philadelphia

This city's got big buildings, I like the food, people talk funny; bye.

Hope you like my postcard, Mom.

by Average tourist March 29, 2005

philadelphia

A valley of humility between two mountains of conceit New York and Washington.

Some people say North Carolina is very Philadelphia, with the mountains of conceit being Virginia and South Carolina.

by Michael Lewyn September 19, 2005

Philadelphia

Philthydelphia...city of Brothers on Drugs. I hate Philly. It's dirty, it smells, the people can't drive, are completely unfriendly, have the most juvinile, obnoxious sports fans, the roadway system sucks, the eagles suck, the flyers suck, the sixers suck, the phillies suck, I suck for having to live here, I'm too depressed to continue. Everyone in Philly should shove a pencil in their eye to try and forget about the pain of having to live there. I've lived here for 2 years and absolutely hate it. If it wasn't for my job, I'd move somewhere that didn't suck like Pittsburgh. At least they have one sports team that doesn't blow.

"Wow, that guy's an a-hole. Yeah, must be from Philadelphia." Or, "Wow, that girl's really a whore. Yeah, she's from Philly."

by I hate Philly August 14, 2006

A Phil

To not pursue a girl because it is too much effort to call or text her back

oh come on she's hot, don't pull a phil

by karmafarma July 18, 2011

Phil

The god to look up to. Future world conqueror and passionate lover. Intricate facial hair enthusiast. Effortlessly attracts all women. Thoughtful and cautious but never shy. World traveler. Never try to outshine or outsmart a Phil.

Dude 1: I just met a guy named Phil.
Dude 2: Did it blow your mind and change your world forever?
Dude 1: Damn right...

by Darling Michie September 26, 2011