palin-drome

A politically endowed nincompoop.

Sarah Palin is the epitome of a palin-drome.

by Zygoser September 7, 2011

palinate

palinate: (v) (pah-lin-ayt) to reduce an entire paragraph to a single rambling, confusing sentence, simply by replacing all transitional phrases with random somewhat related thoughts, and by replacing all punctuation with folksy phrases such as "ya' know". 'Palinate' is similar to 'concatenate', but with loss of meaning or clarity.

Yeah, after that fifth of whiskey I guess I went back and palinated my thesis. It will take days to fix.

by monkeybreath May 25, 2010

palinly

Grossly factually inaccurate on a matter of public interest.

"Even the ability to collect 250,000 bits of intelligence material is not phenominal(sic), for our data systems, never sleep, though in off, they may seem dormant. More palinly, the security systems can't detect hackers, when dormant."

From Tutora vs Wikileaks, et al, New York Southern District Court, 1:10cv9286

by Aim Here December 20, 2010

Palintology

the study of all the various Palins from Alaska (also the bastard who knocked up Bristol, whats-his-name.) this includes such sub-studies as Palinspeech, Palingeography, and Palintics.

joe: so, what's your major at the university?
moe: Palintology. it's the study of all things Palintical.
joe: (stares blankly at his friend for a couple of minutes; then he says) you're fucking kidding me, aren't you?
moe: no! i'm totally cereal! and now i've got to run-part of my course of study is watching bristol on "dwts."
joe: what the hell is "dwts?"
moe: "dumb white trash shitheads."

by earpuller November 26, 2010

Palin Shield

An imaginary device people use to ignore the obvious blunders of political officials.

did you hear what palin did today?

nope. i've got my palin shield up i've given up on following goverment affairs.

by allley January 13, 2011

Palindrone

One who finds him/herself at a certain point and wishes to follow a reverse path to arrive at a point that was the original beginning.

I overheard a Palindrone at WalMart claiming that the third-world empoverished should "lift themselves up by the bootstraps" and work their way out of poverty like he would.

by ud_contributor April 11, 2011

Palin drome

Palin-drome ( Paylin-drome) : Distinct from a palindrome(a palindrome is a word, phrase, number or other sequence of units that can be read the same way in either direction), in that it is always capitalized in deference to Sarah Palin who inspires it, and a Palin-drome will make no discernable sense whichever way it is listened to or read.

“Wow, that was a real Palin drome you just uttered, it made no sense whatsoever”.

by DavePapa December 11, 2011