The act of parking your car away from other cars. The person may not even be trying to look suspicious, but by default they become suspicious, especially in crowded areas with heavy traffic: Mall Parking lot, Restaurants, arriving late to a social event with a large crowd. This type of parking becomes more apparent when there are a lot of parking spaces available but you the person, for whatever reason, parks far away.
John: Have you seen Roy? He said he was going to be here 10 minutes ago.
Brandon: Wait, is that him? He drives that blue Ford pickup, right?
John: Yes, where is he?
Brandon: He's Stalker Parking. He is on the other side of the parking lot. He's the only one there waiting in his truck.
John: He has always been a Stalker Parker.
Brandon: Wait, is that him? He drives that blue Ford pickup, right?
John: Yes, where is he?
Brandon: He's Stalker Parking. He is on the other side of the parking lot. He's the only one there waiting in his truck.
John: He has always been a Stalker Parker.
by Russell228 December 31, 2010
Wilford Brimley occasionally jock parked his Model T when he’d get his blood sugar checked at the Walgreens.
by Thunder P September 18, 2020
A park in Philadelphia, PA that houses the famous "Love" statue. Known for being an sweet place to skate due to it's awesome curved steps. However, skating in the park is apparently banned. :(
Skater 1: Dude, I'm new to Philly wheres a good place to skate?
Skater 2: Love Park is awesome if you dont get caught their...
Skater 2: Love Park is awesome if you dont get caught their...
by PhillyPhan July 11, 2008
A girl who has a loose pussy because she gets banged by every guy. This girl is unbelieveably easy. Sleep with her if you want an std.
by lala1043 January 05, 2010
a suburb which shares the same postcode as bankstown. is known for terrorists and drive bys but is still considered the "good" side of bankstown.
by condell rules April 09, 2009
The act of driving around over and over in the same overfilled parking lot to find a spot. If you find your self getting really pissed off and driving recklessly to beat others to a open spot and/or stalking a person walking to their car to imminently take their spot, then your sharking the parking lot.
sorry im fuckin late, ughh...Sharking for Parking at this university can suck my dick!! I drive a V-Dub where the fuck is my celebrity parking damn-it.
by Lovetrav March 26, 2011
Commonly observed anywhere people can park. The car is parked backwards, facing out, as to allow a quick getaway.
by datboiT March 02, 2009