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Oscar

The gayest swedish male you can ever come across. He rides dick all through campus and has a dildo attached to his bike seat so he can have extreme gayness in his ass.
Guy1: is that an Oscar
Guy2: yes he has a dildo in his ass which means he’s gay
by Dick poop err November 18, 2019
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Oscar is the best, cutest , caring guy you could ask for. He could get mad easily but he always apologizes. He is the best boyfriend/ husband you could ever have.
Oscar- "please shut up"
Jack-sorry
oscar- didnt mean to be that rude sorry
by hfbehcjbrfh November 24, 2019
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Oscar is GAYEEEEEEE One time I was going to the restroom to take a piss and this nigga used the same urinal as me!!! I WAS LIKE BRUH AT LEAST WIPE. BUT I must say without Oscar I wouldn’t have found my beautiful husband.
If you itchy you an Oscar
by Bigahhhpp69 December 2, 2019
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66 centimeters unknown species.
Oscar"How tall am I?"
You"You're 66 centimeters and an unknown species.
by Bolluminati December 11, 2019
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Oscar, where do I begin...Oscar is a special friend of yours, he is really annoying and has no personal hygiene but for some reason the girls can't stay away from him.

For example one time a girl blocked him on everything but due to his persistence they ended up being FWB.
Girl with common sense: Why do you keep hanging around him he is literally stalking you??
Girl under Oscars spell: I just want to be his friend yanno??
Girl with common sense: yep friends, totally not something else
Girl under Oscars spell: *giggles*
by Skeleton365 October 24, 2019
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Oscar "OJ" David

A extremely rare, last of its species Hippo which was smuggled into Australia from Mozambique and was allowed to stay since it boosted KFC's sales through the roof. This soon turned out to be a mistake since he shanked 30 kids and proceed to eat them to feed his everlasting hunger. He spent a life sentence of one week in prison and to many medical professionals surprise he outlived the sentence and is now a free hippo who spends most of his days eating and living as a God like figure for many hippos around the globe.
Kid 1: Have you ever seen Oscar "OJ" David?
kid 2: I have in fact and i even got away unshanked.
Kid 1: Duude, you know if you meet Oscar "OJ" David and survive you will be blessed with hippo powers.
Kid 2: Epic.
by MINI RANGA JESUS October 29, 2019
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A skinny fucking prick who takes advantage of girls for a shag. A person who thinks its funny too be a controlling, manipulative prick.
“Oh look theres oscar”

“Stay away from him hes a dickhead
by Megaroselol November 2, 2019
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