Bloomin Onion

when a male/female sticks their fist up a broads vagina, opens their hand and give their fingers a wiggle.

Brent Dick has no respect for any females/himself so he simply does it without permission. even though 12 year old girls don't know any better, he thinks that since they praise him, they'll let him compared to girls his own age...
He ram's his fist up there and gives them a free ride.
then run's off to his friends.. "guess what, i gave five different 12 year old girls a bloomin onion last week!"

by LaughingAboutBrentDick August 14, 2009

Onion Babies

Nonsensical filler material added to a school paper to take up space, with the hopes it will go unnoticed because the paper is not actually read by the teacher for grading.

I could only write 3 pages, so i filled up the other 2 with onion babies."

by B. Lightningflask April 21, 2011

Onioned

To have a random comment(s) left on your Facebook profile in the night by a drunken friend(s).

Look at my Facebook page, I've been Onioned!

by Uncle Kurn June 6, 2011

onion sack

1. A sack of onions
2. A state of extreme intoxication
3. A variation of smashfuck

1. Union sack
2. FUUUUCCK, I'm trippin onion sacks!
3. Dat nigga got onion sacked

by McNigson December 15, 2008

Onion mission

None-o'-ya damnnn business.

Kippy: "So how did you guys get here, anyway"
Arbiter: "We were on an onion mission, kid.."
Kippy: "What's an onion mission?"
Arbiter: "None-o'-ya DAMN business. HOME.. RUN."

by uberaleX March 2, 2008

Onionism

Process of becoming an onion.

Me and my boys are practicing onionism tonight

by Jatchet November 24, 2018

Reverse Onion

variation of onion

When an American male hits on foreign women, emphasizing mainly aspects about himself that are uniquely American.

Look at that guy putting the reverse onion on that Australian girl. He's telling her that he's a football playing, army ranger, cowboy.

by Binford August 9, 2003