Muscle of Might

What many men (particularly fans of Jersey Shore) secretly call their penis. Despite the fact that said penis might be barely two inches long, many of these self-deluded men still believe any woman will instantly drop honey at just a quick sight of the muscle of might.

"Dude, that chick is gonna totally want some of my muscle of might. I bet she's riding me in five minutes."

by GPurvis November 4, 2013

Detroit Muscle

The anal sphincter.
The ring of muscle surrounding the anus, that allows it to open and close.

Ted likes to have a fist rammed up his Detroit Muscle.

by Dick Gosinyah July 17, 2022

bowflex muscles

A term that originates from Batman issue 675. Used to describe a muscular man who assumedly gained his muscles solely from simple exercises and therefor can not throw or catch hands to save his life.

Man1: Damn, that nigga's a beast.
Man 2: Nah, he ain't nothing but a bottle of steroids and bowflex muscles.

by Drex V. December 3, 2023

3rd Muscle

The supernatural ability that some women’s pussies have to grip a dick during a vigorous banging session. It will usually result in immediate jizzing for all but the most experienced men.

Pat: Was that broad you brought home last night worth another run?

Lee: She was like a unicorn using her magical superpowers of the 3rd muscle to grip my dick I lost it and filled her full.

by Bluto726 March 19, 2022

Doughnut muscle

Another word for your asshole

She said when I come over I can put it in any hole Including her doughnut muscle

by Mista M.O.B. November 16, 2018

muscle yam

What happens when you type 'micle yam' and your autocorrect strokes your ego

muscle yam just robbed a bank

by BasmatiRice February 2, 2024

smooth muscle

Similar to the Indonesian slang term "otot polos" with this same meaning, this tongue-in-cheek term referring to Deadpool's poor self-control, particularly in his tendency to swear and act impulsively. This phrase playfully implies that, like smooth muscle tissue, which operates involuntarily, Deadpool's mouth runs on autopilot, often leading to hilariously inappropriate outbursts.

I love how Deadpool is total smooth muscle—his swearing just pops out without a filter, making every scene even more entertaining!

by Emotional Cruiser September 26, 2025