Jock ass

When a man has a big butt due to being highly athletic.

"Jock ass? Is that like jock-itch or something?"

"No bro, it just means you're caked up from all those squats and lunges we do during football practice."

by ColorlessAngelz October 30, 2023

Nun in a jock strap

Used when describing how one can feel in an unneccesary awkward situation.

Stina: How weird was it when they scolded me for having my period.
Lina: Yeah... that made me feel like a nun in a jock strap!

by anitsanil November 28, 2017

URBAN DICTIONARY JOCK

Bringing order to PLANET EARTH and DISORDER to your DICK AND CUNT.

MARCONI RUBIN BRIN PAGE. G00 G00 EMPHATIC 2ND G00

AARON "WATSON" PECKHAM. 1999 AI
PAUL ANTHONY GIOVANI IBM CLOUD

MOHAMED HASSAN KAMIL TAKAFUL SYRIA 1999
MALAYSIA IND0NESIA SINGAP0RE THAILAND

PEDOPHILE SIAM PEDO PEDOPHILE 369
SANS ASS N...SYARIKAT TAKAFUL

FOUNDER of URBAN DICTIONARY AARON "WATSON" PECKHAM ...NO FEAR...KNIOW FEAR

URBAN DICKTIONARY

URBAN CUNTIONARY

Look the URBAN DICTIONARY JOCK is the macho athletic ASSH0LE MALE , that radio DISC JOCKEY does the talking at times , THE WORDS always JOCKEYING for position and finally THE ATHLETIC SUPPORTER BIKE JOCK strap PEDO PEDOPHILE...

URBAN DICKTIONARY is DARK ORIGINATION

URBAN CUNTIONARY us DARK 0RIGINATION
AND URBAN SH0WWARDS cleans things up in the SHOWER or BATHTUB or MALESTROM to make THINGS EVEN MORE INDECENT and SUPER DIRTY as worse THAN SIN AND ASHAME.

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 9, 2022

jocke

cool guy, have very strong legs. is very easy to get along, but tend to salute nazis AND commies on the street. a typical jocke likes MLP and gnomes.

My dream was to be a jocke...

by endingdingvärld April 2, 2017

Jock Daniels

A derogatory name for Scotch whisky.

Bartender! Stop fiddling with your sporran and pour me a Jock Daniels.

by Cheesemonger June 14, 2016

Jocking Steez

Jocking= to steal
Steez= style
When someone takes a unique word/phrase, or copies another person's style and tries to pass it as their own.

P1: "Bro, that food was the gas"
P2: "Since when do you call good food the gas? That's been my thing for years."
P1: "Nah dude, I started that."
P2: "That's BS bro, quit jocking steez."

by Skleebar November 25, 2020

jocke

A dad that works at IKEA and buys alot och hallon cream for his sunburned son , he also has six doughters and they are all from Soumi.

Jocke buys hallon cream.

by Jocke destroyer March 19, 2018