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Connery Slap

When a definitive action is taken that definitively solves a problem or mutes all criticism. Based on how Sean Connery would slap people in the movies.
" Dude Steve Jobs was taking a lot of flak over not allowing Flash on the iPhone, then he wrote a memo where he totally just Connery Slapped his critics"

" The head of product development was yelling at me why the prototype wasn't ready, I told him it was because he didn't respond to the email I sent him last night where I told him I needed some hardware. He admitted it was his fault. I Connery slapped him"

"Dude we had no tool to check how many users we had, so I stayed up last night and wrote one. I Connery Slapped that problem"
by KLTT November 9, 2013
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slap grouchy

when very tired, a person can be slap grouchy, on the edge of sleep but grouchy. The opposite of slap happy.
she was so tired she was slap grouchy.
by Deathtoll79 August 30, 2020
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Sticker Slapping

A form of graffiti and also vandalism. Mostly used with intention of getting your work out their without the hassle of buying paint and starting to paint walls. Its harder to get caught and punished for this opposed to tagging/bombing walls. Good for graffiti beginners.
Me and my Mate just went out sticker slapping
by The Dank Meme February 18, 2018
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Weasel slap

When one surreptitiously slaps his unsuspecting friend in the face with his male member
Greg, with stealthful precision, approached Lee from behind, and weasel slapped him in the face as he watched "The Highlander" in a drunken stupor.
by G Fuckin Money August 19, 2013
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PILLSBURY SLAP

The act of gently slapping the labia when attempting to arouse and stimulate a female, creating the sound of slapping dough.
Matthew liked to use the PILLSBURY SLAP to get Sunny excited and ready for some fun!!!
by Sunnyflower5 July 19, 2016
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Slapping the noodle

This terms also means to jack off or masturbate when slapping the noodle it is important to note that penis is usually long but skinny like a noodle
by Spanking that June 3, 2016
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kipper slap

For a female to sit on your face without knickers while your unaware or asleep
Once he’s asleep I will kipper slap him
by Collying65 May 16, 2020
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