A TikTok man with beautiful facial hair with 80's glasses who contextualizes his statements with great ability. He thinks Chicago pizza is pizza which he is wrong about. His name is in fact not Dan and he is also not an uncle.
by DavidD86 August 7, 2020

When more than two Dans are together, messing around, and over use the name Dan as a Verb, and generaly stupidity
general 'Danning around' is basically anything done by someone called dan haha
general 'Danning around' is basically anything done by someone called dan haha
'hello Dan'
'How are you dan?
'im good thanks dan, yourself dan?'
'im ok thanks dan, stop danning around dan'
and so on
'How are you dan?
'im good thanks dan, yourself dan?'
'im ok thanks dan, stop danning around dan'
and so on
by Dan J Jones January 2, 2009

by Klamo February 18, 2018

Scots abbreviation of "Fancy Dan"
A flashy, ostentatious person, often one who lacks real skill and is foolish etc.
Old equivalent of hipster. Used mainly as a generic light hearted insult.
A flashy, ostentatious person, often one who lacks real skill and is foolish etc.
Old equivalent of hipster. Used mainly as a generic light hearted insult.
by rabsda January 12, 2010

by poopycocksinkcsmouth March 21, 2010

Proper Noun: a large bearded fella who is so desperate for any sort of female/male atention that he spends most nights alone jacking off on his phone, phonin every gal/boy he knows or are in the yellow pages begging for it!!!
also see: deperado and double d.
also see: deperado and double d.
-ringring-
sean: hi, whats up dan.
dan: my cock thats what all 3 inches of it.
sean: fuck off dan you large bearded man.
dan: why you being like that sean please come over.
sean: no your being a right desperate dan.
Dan: pretty please with sugar on top. ill be there.
sean: sort your life out you desperado you.
sean: hi, whats up dan.
dan: my cock thats what all 3 inches of it.
sean: fuck off dan you large bearded man.
dan: why you being like that sean please come over.
sean: no your being a right desperate dan.
Dan: pretty please with sugar on top. ill be there.
sean: sort your life out you desperado you.
by rjhawkins August 23, 2006

A spurious essay written to gain quick fame after having only glossed the material being tackled in text, usually with the help of your prison friends.
Can be used as noun, verb, adjective or adverb.
Can be used as noun, verb, adjective or adverb.
Noun: That is such a dan-hoy.
Verb: The information contained therein has been dan-hoyed.
Adjective: The dan-hoyed phallus.
Adv.: I dan-hoyly mentioned to her that I was an astronaut, then she bit down.
Verb: The information contained therein has been dan-hoyed.
Adjective: The dan-hoyed phallus.
Adv.: I dan-hoyly mentioned to her that I was an astronaut, then she bit down.
by radiofreesleuthfather July 29, 2008
