Jack: Hey babe, can I have a fire trout with you?
Brittney: You know a lot of really weird sex moves, and I love it. Let's do it.
Brittney: You know a lot of really weird sex moves, and I love it. Let's do it.
by Cunt_bucket August 1, 2018

Male plagued with chlamydia or Gonorrhea.
Male who is gifted in the underpants.
Wood cut for the purpose of burning to stay warm or cook food
Male who is gifted in the underpants.
Wood cut for the purpose of burning to stay warm or cook food
She was a great time, but I got stuck with freaking fire wood.
Dang, Paul rocked my world with that curved fire wood.
I’m a stud at cutting up firewood
Dang, Paul rocked my world with that curved fire wood.
I’m a stud at cutting up firewood
by Pdiddypablo April 23, 2018

by Mr.Sizzle April 18, 2020

When fire needs water to activate.
Sex God: "bro the fire needs water to activate WALLAH!"
Italian Dog: "Oh yeah cuz!?"
Polish Dog: (tries burning water) "ITS NOT WORKING!!! OI, ITS NOT WORKING! "
... :/
Sex God: "bro the fire needs water to activate WALLAH!"
Italian Dog: "Oh yeah cuz!?"
Polish Dog: (tries burning water) "ITS NOT WORKING!!! OI, ITS NOT WORKING! "
... :/
by Pats Boy12345 November 23, 2016

by gonebeyondrepair January 18, 2013

by anonymous November 27, 2022

The postition given to a man that exceeds the expectations of crack addicts and sex offenders. He patrols the hall of a dorm to make sure there's no fires or fire hazards. This man has a built in fire hose. Also has an office in the community bathroom.
by Mayo Sanchez October 8, 2009
