Noob Gamers

A group of players that are new to video games.

Everyone here are a bunch of noob gamers!

by Noob Gamers December 19, 2008

Noob rape

the act of humping the dead corpse of a noob in first person shooter games such as Halo3 and CODMW2 etc. usually occurs right after the noob has been pwnd by a more skilled opponent. accomplished by killing a lower ranked player then standing over the limp dead body and frantically crouching and standing back up simulating a humping motion.

dude - did you see that noob rape!

dude2 - heck yes!

by xskwizmx March 18, 2010

Noob Fight

A fight IRl or in a game between two persons that are total noobs

1.OMG Everybody...Noob Fight...Noob Fight
2. Rofl, this is a total noob fight

by Endrup September 20, 2007

Shee Noob

The Shee Noob is a special class of noob that plays the Halo series.

A Shee Noob's gaming experience mainly consists of:

1. Getting in a banshee for an extended and lengthy period of time.

2. Splatting anyone that comes within range.

3. Doing it over and over to gain cheap kills that require less skill than boiling an egg.

Shee Noobs are looked down upon in gaming society and if you are one, then you may need to get help, or stop gaming altogether.

How to avoid a Shee Noob if present in a match:

1. Stay indoors at all times.

2. Leave the game.

3. Lock on rockets if avialable.

Please refrain from being, A Shee Noob

Player X: "FFS, that f***ing Shee Noob is up there sky camping again. He has killed me 9 times in 3 minutes! You cant play for shit Shee Noob!!!"

Shee Noob "You're just jealouse that im winning. You newb. You're the one that sucks, you cant even kill me."

Please. Dont be a Shee Noob.

by Jaykardee_09 December 26, 2009

Noob grunt

Noob grunt is the lowest form of noobness and noobs in general

Person A:''Ugh, that kid is such a noob grunt!''
Person S:''Yeah, he doesn't even know how to start a computer.''

by Tombul February 26, 2011

Noob Choke

The Created Finisher used in the game "Smackdown vs Raw 2009" in which a user chokes an opponent until they reach a danger zone in a matter of seconds, often used by moves, this is a common finisher used online.

I was playing Smackdown vs Raw 2009 completely fairly, and I got Noob Choked and beat in 1 minute.

by The 2.0 February 17, 2009

noob cake

a noob who was baked until they became a delicious desert

speaker #1: I beat up a noob who was very noobly and then I made them a noob cake!

speaker #2: wow this noob cake is really good!

by margarita old June 8, 2010