by Nochancepeepants February 21, 2022
Get the Slap and clap mug.When you are sitting in a chair for extended periods of time and consistently are shitting your pants leading to a large pile of shit in your pants.
Reese was sitting his chair playing Fortnite all day and never got up to take a shit. By the end of the day he had a Stack of the Claps left in this pants.
by BigfootConnor April 4, 2020
Get the Stack of the Claps mug.Donkey Kong's forward-smash in Super Smash Bros.
by LowTier January 31, 2018
Get the slap and clap mug.by Iva Tinkle February 26, 2011
Get the clap drappler mug.A pun on 'CAT scan', a clap scan involves undergoing urine and/or blood tests to find out if you've got cooties or not. Sometimes condoms can break, or someone told you they were clean when they weren't. That's when you need a clap scan.
by MexicanJumpingLlama November 27, 2019
Get the clap scan mug.The Covid 19 Corona virus of 2020 has caused a lot of commotion, worry and even death. As it is a biological infection, like the more common STD gonnarhea clap found around college campuses and trailer parks, as well as throughout congress, this is an alternative slang name combining old and new - thus, the Corona Clap.
The college kid from Duluth caught the Corona Clap while on spring break in Florida.
I thought I had caught the clap from Bobbi Sue, but that bitch gave me the Corona Clap. I'm gonna die!
I don't even drink Corona beer, and now I have the Corona Clap! WTF!
I thought I had caught the clap from Bobbi Sue, but that bitch gave me the Corona Clap. I'm gonna die!
I don't even drink Corona beer, and now I have the Corona Clap! WTF!
by Salty 40 March 23, 2020
Get the Corona Clap mug."Dude what happened to your eye?" asks Nick
"My contacts are killing me!" says Pete
"Have you seen a doctor about your retinal clap?" replies Nick
"My contacts are killing me!" says Pete
"Have you seen a doctor about your retinal clap?" replies Nick
by Swift_Nick_Cudd June 18, 2011
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