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Slap and clap

Last night we slapped and clapped

I gave her the slap and clap
by Nochancepeepants February 21, 2022
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Stack of the Claps

When you are sitting in a chair for extended periods of time and consistently are shitting your pants leading to a large pile of shit in your pants.
Reese was sitting his chair playing Fortnite all day and never got up to take a shit. By the end of the day he had a Stack of the Claps left in this pants.
by BigfootConnor April 4, 2020
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slap and clap

Donkey Kong's forward-smash in Super Smash Bros.
I slap and clapped that Sheik into oblivion.
by LowTier January 31, 2018
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clap drappler

The act of placing one's hands around anothers penis and repeatedly clapping your hands together.
Hey honey do you want me to start with foreplay by me giving you the clap drappler?
by Iva Tinkle February 26, 2011
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clap scan

A pun on 'CAT scan', a clap scan involves undergoing urine and/or blood tests to find out if you've got cooties or not. Sometimes condoms can break, or someone told you they were clean when they weren't. That's when you need a clap scan.
Hey, good news, my clap scan came back clean.
by MexicanJumpingLlama November 27, 2019
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Corona Clap

The Covid 19 Corona virus of 2020 has caused a lot of commotion, worry and even death. As it is a biological infection, like the more common STD gonnarhea clap found around college campuses and trailer parks, as well as throughout congress, this is an alternative slang name combining old and new - thus, the Corona Clap.
The college kid from Duluth caught the Corona Clap while on spring break in Florida.

I thought I had caught the clap from Bobbi Sue, but that bitch gave me the Corona Clap. I'm gonna die!
I don't even drink Corona beer, and now I have the Corona Clap! WTF!
by Salty 40 March 23, 2020
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Retinal Clap

An eye infection. Or waking up with a ton of sleep on your eyes.
"Dude what happened to your eye?" asks Nick

"My contacts are killing me!" says Pete

"Have you seen a doctor about your retinal clap?" replies Nick
by Swift_Nick_Cudd June 18, 2011
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