Muff

A word used to insult or title someone idiotic, douche bag-esque or disliked for any reason.

"You're a muff!"

"What a muff!"

"That kid is such a muff"

by Malcom Little March 10, 2008

muff

the act of palming someones head in your hand and throwing their face in disrespect in the fullest. the best sort of muff is if the victim falls to the floor

did you see that, dennis just got fucking muffed like a bitch!!!

by silent dreamer April 1, 2008

MUFF

Mandatory Ugly Fat Friend

Is she your MUFF?

by whitesky April 20, 2010

muff

an Individual perceived by others to be an extreme loser or idiot. Also pertains to a person who does something stupid.

"Way to drop the soap TBeeker, Yah muff!"

by Talon "Loosepack" Beek March 7, 2009

Muffalo

Any girl classified as a large or an extra large. e.g. a fat chick

Hey did you hook up with that Muffalo lastnight?

Let's go on a Muffalo hunt! (Cruise the bars for fat chicks)

by Zenasskickin September 17, 2005

muff

to smoke weed, can be used as a verb and a noun.

"That muff was so good I am so muffed up now."

by Lisa August 24, 2003

Muff

to give oral sex AKA muff divin

"its kinda like muff diving

by mike hunt- bmxboard March 9, 2005