When someone who recently had unprotected sex douches using Mountain Dew hoping that the yellow 5 will kill the sperm.
Elizabeth: I can't believe I didn't use protection.
Julie: Don't worry, you should try mountain douching.
Julie: Don't worry, you should try mountain douching.
by Anhydrous-Caffeine March 11, 2011
Get the Mountain Douching mug.To display an action that is sensed by others to be rugged, self refined, and/or strongly characteristic of a mountainous region cultures predefined notions of "a badass"
When your friend is smoking a hand rolled style cigar whilst performing a sick maneuver that makes the ladies swoon because they think your so badass. "Dude, that was really Montanan of you back there with those chicks! They think you're da shit son!"
by Montanan Man October 9, 2018
Get the Montanan mug.Related Words
A modern day reference to the to the historically widespread homosexual proclivities of Montana based cattlemen and farm hands. It should be noted that the origins of the title seem to have originated in southwestern Montana, where cities like Bozeman, Helena and Butte have population density rates of homosexual cattlemen far exceeding the national average. It is rumored that the popular film "Brokeback Mountain" was based out of the foothills of the Custer Gallatin National Forest.
"Bro, did you hear about Derek? I had him watch Bear Force 1 and he hasn't stopped talking about it since. I always knew he was a bit of a Montana Bull Farmer."
by Kneel_Zaddy June 28, 2020
Get the Montana Bull Farmer mug.aka Jay Montana is a soundcloud rapper from brockton, mass who went viral for his song "I can't". His smooth voice and unique flows on high-tempo beats makes him stand out.
by Doitlikethis May 2, 2023
Get the Montana99 mug.Congratulations! You are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank you for hefting your turfs down the mountainside so that we, the proles may feast on your bounteous craps.
by The Piss Lord Of Shit Mountain February 6, 2014
Get the piss lord of shit mountain mug.A name of a girl. Used amongst the muslim people, but rarely. A Montaha is a weird but loving person capable of the greatest good. Usually someone you see in highschool. They are passionate about everyone, careful about their way of words, always smiling. Remember, your years at highscool are not complete unless you've seen a montaha. The best friend that you can have.
by culbocfromsuty October 23, 2016
Get the Montaha mug.a brand of superior outdoors clothing worn by discerning and discriminating outdoors enthusiasts. Great technical design and features, great outdoors lifestyle clothing and equipment without ridiculous prices. Not yet co-opted by poseurs. Identified by a stylized nut often accompanied by the words "Mountain Hardwear" in distinctive script. Primarily carried in outdoor specialty shops such as The Trailhead in Buena Vista, Colorado.
Jess - "That's a great looking jacket. Does it keep you warm and dry? Who makes it?"
Paul - "Yes, it kept me warm and dry in Ouray. It's waterproof, breathes well, and doesn't have a bunch of useless non-functional crap on it. It's from Mountain Hardwear."
Paul - "Yes, it kept me warm and dry in Ouray. It's waterproof, breathes well, and doesn't have a bunch of useless non-functional crap on it. It's from Mountain Hardwear."
by da Chetster March 1, 2009
Get the Mountain Hardwear mug.