Monday

Garfield's least favorite day.

Garfield: I hate Mondays.
Dave: Do you want be to kill you?

by Webkinz Person 515315151 November 29, 2019

White shirt Monday

Everyone has to wear a white shirt no matter what

James Charles like white shirt Monday and back shots

by Light skin mf May 21, 2022

Monday Problems

When everything goes wrong on any given day, and it feels like a Monday.

Ugh, My computer isn't loading at all no matter what I do! Must be Monday Problems!

by DragonSkittles September 17, 2018

Mega Monday

The day the Dow & S&P crashed, Oil prices dropped, a world wide Pandemic, and the Worm full moon. Mega Monday March 9th 2020

Do you remember Mega Monday? We were all screwed!

by Dubstephero March 9, 2020

Iphone Monday

The day when we all woke up late 1 hour because all the Iphone's alarm didn't change after daylight savings time.

Guy 1"dude where were you on monday you missed all 1st period."
Guy 2"Didn't you hear it was Iphone monday so i woke up an hour late."

by WellImCh7 November 10, 2010

china monday morning

The period 1998-2013 in Atlanta,Georgia when it never rained on Monday. The phrase may have come from Savannah,Georgia. Ships docking in Savannah,Georgia had large yellow dots on containers.

I’ll wait until China Monday Morning to pay my car insurance.

by Old American November 15, 2022

Prank Monday

prank time me when i get pranked

dw it’s just prank monday

by leon kennedy March 8, 2025