An offensive term used to describe anyone who is very short for their age. Socially acceptable ways of saying this include dwarf, and LP (little person).
Hey, look at that midget.
(note, i do not condone calling a dwarf a midget. Calling them this makes it extremely likely for you to get your genitalia punched back up into your stomach)
(note, i do not condone calling a dwarf a midget. Calling them this makes it extremely likely for you to get your genitalia punched back up into your stomach)
by TheIronSoldier2 March 18, 2016
Get the midgetmug. 1)Someone who annoys you. A person who acts like a jerk for no reason. Cock-Midgets come in many forms. A sycophantic co worker, an evil boss, a stupid client, an annoying sibling etc. A Cock-Midget is simply someone you don't like.
2)Cock-Midget is also a disorder where a really tall person has an incredibly small penis. The disease is known as midget cock where as the person with the disease is known as a cock-midget.
2)Cock-Midget is also a disorder where a really tall person has an incredibly small penis. The disease is known as midget cock where as the person with the disease is known as a cock-midget.
1) That cock midget thinks he's so smart but he dosen't realize that everyone talks shit about him behind his back.
2) I saw Shaquille O'neill's penis in the shower and HOLY SHIT was it small. I couldn't believe it. I guess Shaq suffers from midget cock. He is a certified cock-midget.
2) I saw Shaquille O'neill's penis in the shower and HOLY SHIT was it small. I couldn't believe it. I guess Shaq suffers from midget cock. He is a certified cock-midget.
by DR. HJ October 30, 2012
Get the Cock-Midgetmug. Adj. Used to describe an abnormal amount of something. An Amount that is indescribably on the small side but not comparable to anything else.
by Twinkie94 October 21, 2018
Get the Midget Punchmug. On the 3rd day of April we all appriciate our friends “short comings” wish a midget happy midget day on April 3 rd
by Midget hater. April 2, 2023
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Get the Midgetmug.