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make me a sammich mentality

The state of mind that a wife-beater or otherwise angry male house inhabitant tends to dwell in. This state of mind often takes physical forms outside of a simple mentality. When one is in said state, a fury of bitch slaps and most often angry demanding remarks are hellishly unleashed onto ones life partner. Phrases such as "DON'T YOU SPEAK WOMAN!", "SHUT UP AND GET ME A BEER!", or, more commonly, "MAKE ME A SAMMICH BITCH!" are shouted at said life partner. Users of the MMASBM can commonly be described as fat, sweaty with the distinct stench of beer, stale cigarettes, and microwaveable dinners. Sometimes heavy Texan or otherwise bumfuck amuurhican state accents are attributed to such individuals. Although the "Make Me a Sammich Bitch" mentality is a common and natural male process, it is frowned upon in most northern states and all of Canada. In today's world, it is not recommended for use, as the female component of the mentality may end up with 50% of your life, and both testicles.
guy 1: "so I heard Cletus has been in a make me a sammich mentality lately"
guy 2: "yeah he threw his beer at his woman and told her to make him a sammich"
guy 1: "she must have been giving him lip"
by Carson Myers December 14, 2008
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Mentally Obese

To eat as much shit as you like and never put on any weight.
"Dude, your like, Mentally Obese or something"

"Yeah, ya jealous?"

"Damn straight"
by HotBitch January 2, 2006
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Fat Mentality

1. (n) The state of mind in which your body thinks it is fat, when there is no physical evidence of obesity.

2. (t.v.) When all one sees around them is turned into a food.
1. (n) 'Stephanie's fat mentality is so bad that she thinks she must lose weight in order to look like Larry the Cable.'

2. (t.v.) Jimmy blamed the fact that he ate his computer on thinking it was a McDonald's Big Mac.
by JJJ'S October 20, 2008
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mental one

Mental One: Mental Orgasim. Also referred to as Mental O' or Mental. This is used when a person or persons is incredibly hot, sexy, and or beyond hottness or sexiness(etc.) that they give you a mental orgasim, via mental O'. Also can be used with mmm yes for more emphasis!
Example 1;
Person 1: oh that guy is soo hot!
Person 2: I know I just got a mental one!

Example 2;
*supa sexy person walks by*
Person 1: mental mental!

Example 3;
Person 1: hot guy two o' clock!
Person 2: mmm yes, mental one!
by Dacy April 13, 2007
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mental arousal

Mental arousal : adverb The desire to physically want another person because of their way of being. A persons words, their way of being stimulates your cerebral side that makes you want to be sexually built up with their cognitive stimulation ..... and then physically fucked good and hard.
Mental arousal example : My Lover ‘s communication and intellect dazzled me over supper with wine. Her charming , seductive intellect aroused me ...... and i wanted her to bring me home and fuck my brains out. I wanted her precise thoughts to be precise physical contact .
by marmotte1 January 13, 2018
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Mentally slow

Being unable to realize something that has been explained multiple times, yet they are still confused in the situation
"Wow, Amanda's been a little mentally slow the past couple days"
by Diggybicks October 17, 2018
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Mentally Spicy

Someone who suffers from a mental illness. Often used by people who are open about mental illness.
Cheers to all my mentally Spicy homies out there.
by Emerythingrhymes October 26, 2020
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