melonhead

Some bald twat who thinks he's the shit but he's really just a complete copout of a bloke who looks like a potato smiley and feels he needs to maximise his physical strength and absolutely shag his presence of emotion to death just to feel worthy.

As a melonhead, I truly believe I'm the smartest person on this fucking planet.

by Ilson Jackie September 6, 2025

melon felon

a melon felon is a black person often a slave who ate melons and fried chicken therefore melon felon.

haha what a stupid melon felon eating that melon.

by melon felonater. September 7, 2025

Melon Balling

Melon Balling is the act of using a melon baller to remove ones eye before skull fucking them.

Went Melon Balling last night on my neighbors mom. After I popped that eye out she never saw me cumming.

by Mike OxMaul 187 September 22, 2025

Melon Balling

Melon Balling is the act of using a Melon Baller to remove an eyeball when preparing to Skull Fuck someone's orbital socket.

I was Melon Balling some whiny bitch but she never saw me coming.

by Mike OxMaul 187 September 27, 2025

melon

A slang term for buttocks, just like Roti'O Lempuyangan

When she walked by, I couldn't help but notice her curves—definitely rocking that melon look!

by Emotional Cruiser November 21, 2025

melonwad

the wad from out my melonious balls. a cum shot so big that it had to have came from melon size testicles. BALLS.

man I gave her that fucking melonwad, now I can't even see her face she was covered in my man gravy

by Bobby D. Booter December 2, 2025

cock melon

A melon which is shaped to look similar to a penis, which women insert into themselves to achieve a pleasured state of happiness, which then is later eaten by a male subject of the womans choosing, this ritual is then refered to as a cock melon surprise.

Kim forced her cock melon into Alex's mouth, until he had eaten every bite.

by Angel Eyes 0321 April 4, 2009