Matthew

A toxic and thicc British kid who likes cats and has an apple juice addiction

Lmao ur such a Matthew you play Fortnite mobile!

by JoeMama9987 January 4, 2020

matthew

ugly kid who is dumb

matthew is very dumb

by itsurboiiiiiiiiiiii April 17, 2019

Hurricane Matthew

A savage Hurricane that killed 800 niggas in Haiti and 4 niggas in Florida. And used Cholera to kill more.

Hurricane Matthew: "Gone fuck yo' shit up, Florida."
Florida: "Foe niggas in the ground, nigga."

by Razam October 8, 2016

Ryan Matthews

Gay saxophone player Plum high school born and raised. Looks like a girl and acts like one. If you ever see Ryan Matthews and question if he is a guy of a girl he is a guy.
He had sex with his soprano saxophone and brags about it. If you ever see him run because he will lock you in a closet and rape you in the ass with his soprano saxophone while listening to Green Day.

Look at that gay saxophonist Ryan Mathews

Why is there a saxophone up my ass Ryan Matthews

by Joemuma October 9, 2021

matthew kennedy

Handsome, loving guy!! He's not a hoe, nor slut. He loves one person and doesn't cheat. Any girl would be lucky to date Matthew Kennedy.

Mallory~ Look at that guy over there.

Sally~ He's definitely Matthew Kennedy!!

by Nikki1101 November 23, 2016

matthew bird

Matthew bird is the gay fag that is very cool and extra sexy. in his spare time he raps off the dome and eats kfc every day. sometimes you will find him in a bush with charlie brewsters mum hehehe. occasionally he receives, but only at male birthday parties, most of the time he wanks. but afterwards he gets liam bell to eat it and then he gets monica to hoover the house and harry lin to supply some turkish drugs

thats matthew bird, hes very nice and lovely. i do like him very much :)

by poobum22 September 5, 2014

Matthew Lynch

A man defined by his enormous penis of above average size

The name is known in Greek as an "eternal sex god". This translation has been proven in recent years by all the Matthew Lynchs

The surname too implies good things. The word lynch means that this person is a lynch pin and someone you can rely on as an upholding person in society

Girl 1: I got off with Matthew Lynch last night
Girl 2: what was it like? I am envious!
Girl 1: it was amazing he was incredible in bed and he had such a large phallus
Girl 2: oh, I wish I could indulge in Matthew Lynch

by Stephen fry February 27, 2014