Matthew

A toxic and thicc British kid who likes cats and has an apple juice addiction
Lmao ur such a Matthew you play Fortnite mobile!
by JoeMama9987 January 05, 2020
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matthew

matthew is very dumb
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Hurricane Matthew

A savage Hurricane that killed 800 niggas in Haiti and 4 niggas in Florida. And used Cholera to kill more.
Hurricane Matthew: "Gone fuck yo' shit up, Florida."
Florida: "Foe niggas in the ground, nigga."
by Razam October 08, 2016
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Matthew Lynch

A man defined by his enormous penis of above average size

The name is known in Greek as an "eternal sex god". This translation has been proven in recent years by all the Matthew Lynchs

The surname too implies good things. The word lynch means that this person is a lynch pin and someone you can rely on as an upholding person in society
Girl 1: I got off with Matthew Lynch last night
Girl 2: what was it like? I am envious!
Girl 1: it was amazing he was incredible in bed and he had such a large phallus
Girl 2: oh, I wish I could indulge in Matthew Lynch
by Stephen fry February 22, 2014
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tailha matthews

it is a name . it is my name . if this is your name then you are probably very luck as most people with the name are gorgeous . tailha is very popular and most normal people know her
guy 1 : doesn't notice tailha mattews
guy 2 :notices tailha matthews but doesn't think twice about her as she is stunning
by tai tai 23 February 11, 2018
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Matthew Smethwick

A hot sexy beast of a man. Very muscular and hot.
Girl: did you see matthew smethwick? Other girl: yeah he's HOT
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matthew bird

Matthew bird is the gay fag that is very cool and extra sexy. in his spare time he raps off the dome and eats kfc every day. sometimes you will find him in a bush with charlie brewsters mum hehehe. occasionally he receives, but only at male birthday parties, most of the time he wanks. but afterwards he gets liam bell to eat it and then he gets monica to hoover the house and harry lin to supply some turkish drugs
thats matthew bird, hes very nice and lovely. i do like him very much :)
by poobum22 September 05, 2014
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