Loaf

Noun;loafer
Verb;loafing

Loafing, to invade someones space with your body, or possessions.

Loafer, to be the one loafing.

Jim and Justin were having a sleepover, while Justin rested peacefully, and Jim decided to roll over towards Justin, totally invading his space.

"Dude your loafing all over me!" Justin complained.
"Oh, sorry." Jim replies, rolling back over.

"Hey buddy, I decided to stock your cupboards with my tampons. So I don't have to keep bringing them over one by one."said Susan.

"Wow, I just can't believe you some times! You are the biggest loafer ever !"

by Super Slick Guy February 5, 2010

Bow-Loaf

When your dog curls up and you can't see any apendages/legs.
A loaf of bow.

Also see Bow

"Gasp! That dog has no legs!!!!"
"Dude, he's just bein a bow-loaf, leave him alone."

by Samismilexx November 19, 2007

Buffa-Loaf

Bread made by a bison

Those bison make a delicious Buffa-loaf.

by TRonzz February 1, 2008

farter lafag

a typical albino ginger tard. generally enjoys borrowing from close acquaintances and never paying them back. someone who is on such a dry spell that he has become delusional and begins to make up stories to all of his friends but when they call bullshit he just laughs it off. also see- tiny dicked motherfucker.

"Hey man you owe me a sandwich"
"No i dont fuck you"
"Your such a fucking farter lafag"

by tammyr December 21, 2009

Free Loafer

A person who is generaly lazy and likes to sleep in, watch TV, and do other various lazy activities constantly… and who expects someone else to pay for it (i.e. parents/government).

You mean to tell me, "He's a boomerang blogger living back home free of charge for over 5 years, but complains mom keeps tipping over his bong when she's putting away his freshly folded laundry?" What a free loafer!

by callmeearl September 17, 2013

Lafayette Hill

Rougher and Tougher than "Conshy"
Where the kids are scared to walk out of their house...

"Yo John you wanna go to Lafayette Hill?"
John-"Hell no lets go to conshy, it's safer there"

by CCizzle561498 March 20, 2009

Loafing

To take over a bar jukebox and play the same meatloaf song over and over on full volume.. then leave. Preferably "I would do anything for love," but any long meatloaf song serves the same purpose. (to annoy)

Man, we sure gave that bar a good Loafing. I don't know if that song will ever stop playing.

by adi3u January 18, 2009