Lauren Crombie 

1. A sub-cult existing in Scotland, following the teachings of Her Highness Lauren Crombie. Followers are usually called "Bombs of the Cromb"

2. A nasty and malignant tumor that attaches itself to any human being within reach with the hope of reproducing, never happens though, it's too revolting and repulsive, what with that chest and those god awful legs.

1. Look, a Bomb of the Cromb, what a horrible person

2. Eughhhh, look at it. Everyone stay away from the Lauren Crombie or it will suck the very life out of you. Oh my goodness, it's just emptied it's bowels all over it's Lacoste Boots, aw what a shame, looked cheap anyway! Oh and there it is attaching itself to Big Andy...again!

Lauren Crombie by Wullyum August 20, 2010

Laurentian 

A graduate of St. Lawrence University in Canton, NY.

You'll probably be able to recognize a Laurentian when you see one, because they are attractive, intelligent, and enjoyable to be around. The chose to come to SLU because they wanted to not only get an elite Liberal Arts education, but also enjoy their college days. Laurentians are athletic, very preppy, and know how to handle alcohol. They have school pride and will end up rich.

Person 1: "Wow, he was awesome!"
Person 2: "I know right, is every St. Lawrence Grad like that?"
Laurentian: "Yep, every single one of us."

Laurentian by SLUzer4Life May 15, 2016

Lauren

Lauren she’s the most best friend that you can ever have she’s so loyal she’s so funny she’s always there whenever you need her she’s hot really seductive but Corky and sweet she is never shy well maybe sometimes but once she gets comfortable with you she is whatever she wants to be even if it’s a cat but she is a wonderful friend and she’s the most beautiful person you could ever meet

I want a Lauren

Lauren by Baby716 April 12, 2019

Lauren Palatucci 

An annoying teacher with nearly zero effective educational ability besides yelling at students and accusing them of cheating and similar things. You will despise her class and thank the Lord when summer arrives, as you will feel the only way to escape her is by way of death. Pray you never get put in her class, and if you are, may your God bless you with the strength to handle her pitchy obnoxious voice and terrible, unfair rules.

Person 1: "That girl is such a bitch."
Person 2: "That girl is more than a bitch, she's a Lauren Palatucci!"

Lauren Palatucci by mcerc June 27, 2021

Lauren

A beautiful girl who has the best hair and clothes. She usually has a lot of friends, but often lies about stupid things.

Cameron: Do braces hurt?
Lauren: I don't know, I've never had braces

*later*

Cameron: What colour braces should I get?
Lauren: Clear
Cameron: No, clear stains.
Lauren: No they don't, I've had them.
Cameron: You said you've never had them
Lauren: I was just joking

Lauren by Yeliah May 1, 2014

Lauranel 

girl at school that has too many girlfriends...

-She's a hoe..she has to many girlfriends..
-No she's a total Lauranel.

Lauranel by lilmamaz7193 November 16, 2009

laurenosaurus 

used by friends to call each other a dinosaur

by puttin their name befor "saurus" ect.

2 friends

arnold: "hey laurenosaurus"

lauren: "rar im a dinosaur"

laurenosaurus by theironiconecalledjim July 9, 2007