Worlds largest penis owner,
His Pubic hairs are so long, that they have gained Conscience and sentience and can rip pussy apart like a lawnmower.
When he urinates, he can flood a whole village.
His cock his so big he has turned into it.
His balls are so juicy and fat they can be used as basketballs and beanbags.
He has fucked every woman and man straight in the ass, making them all his bitch.
His Pubic hairs are so long, that they have gained Conscience and sentience and can rip pussy apart like a lawnmower.
When he urinates, he can flood a whole village.
His cock his so big he has turned into it.
His balls are so juicy and fat they can be used as basketballs and beanbags.
He has fucked every woman and man straight in the ass, making them all his bitch.
by ~AssBlastingBitchloid~ October 15, 2022
Get the Larrymug. by toastcat October 4, 2018
Get the Larrymug. A Legless Larry is someone who has no legs to stand on. Typically someone who exudes false confidence to hide the fact that they don’t know what the fuck they are talking about
LL: You look like a fool, only feds tuck in their shirts
You: Eat shit you Legless Larry, you know nothing that’s why you have no friends
You: Eat shit you Legless Larry, you know nothing that’s why you have no friends
by Poo Nanny Astronaut December 26, 2021
Get the Legless Larrymug. Larry is put into many words. He is very confident! He'll do a little bragging, but all you can do is smile. He is the sweetest man ever. A friend who can be your best friend. He loves video games and absolutely adores them. He is very athletic in sports such as tennis, golf and track. He is a fast runner and you couldn't catch him... even with a car. He will support you, no matter what. He will make you laugh and always comes toward you with a smile. Once you have a Larry in your life, you can't let him go.
Person 1: I’ve had a bad day, let me call Larry
Person 2: Larry the boy who is obsessed with video games?
Person 1: Thats Larry!
Person 2: Larry the boy who is obsessed with video games?
Person 1: Thats Larry!
by YouRSoLoved1254 April 26, 2022
Get the Larrymug. That beast of a man.
by Larrybeast69 December 25, 2020
Get the Larrymug. (Verb) * A term in the card game Magic: the Gathering for an unspoken rule, in which all players must agree, of retracting an action, either entirely, or in favor of another action. I.e. a "take-back"
(Noun) * A lissencephalic illiterate
(Noun) * A lissencephalic illiterate
by GetRiggidyRekt May 20, 2024
Get the Larrymug.