Fabio Lanzoni

Fabio Lanzoni is the sexiest man of the world, the most perfect guy in the universe.

Girl1: Is that Fabio ?!

Girl2: Yes it is the sexiest man of the world !!

Fabio Lanzoni: Yes i am.

by Asuya March 25, 2022

Jackson Lanyon

If your name is Jackson Lanyon, your are terrible at mountain-biking and only go to you yangs.

Hit that jump, don't be a Jackson Lanyon

by yuwdcuohwdc August 17, 2022

Mar'landon

The cool guy in your classes who everyone thought was gay but then you guys became best friends and all he does is look stuff up

Mar'landon is so cool

by mar'landonsfriend April 7, 2023

mia&landon

Soulmates

Mia and Landon are soulmates

Mia&landon: The definition of the perfect match

by ykwhoitissss May 31, 2024

“Get Landoned”

When someone ask for advice/ideas/suggestions for anything in their life, but immediately disregards any ideas provided and states he/she already solved it 3 months ago.

A - “Hey do these flyers look good or should I change it?”
B - “One minor change is to the font, but that’s it”
A - “You big dumb fuck dawg, I shipped these flyers 3 months ago”

“Get Landoned” big dawg

by Mcsmitttty February 24, 2026

Dirty Landon

When you shit in your hand and then use said shit as lubricant to jerk off your bro

Scala, you my bro and I love ya man. It’s time for you to enjoy a Dirty Landon!

by Sidecut March 24, 2025

Dirty Landon

Putting your penis into another man's mouth and then throat fuck him violently. Then Ben comes along and Cleveland steamers the two of u.

I got dirty landoned

by My P.p June 3, 2025