Cleveland Upside Down Dog

A cleveland upside down dog is when you freeze a hotdog and out a hole in it and put string around it technically making it a strap on and you penetrate a girl/guy in the dog position

Tryna cleveland upside down dog tn?

by Diddycakes February 5, 2026

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Cleveland jerk

The Cleveland jerk is the act of using ur foreskin as a flesh light

dam i love Cleveland jerking

by anonymous May 10, 2025

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Cleveland jerk

The act of using your foreskin as a flesh-light.

Lord i love Cleveland jerking.

by anonymous May 10, 2025

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Cleveland Crumpet

The act of having his/her freshly defected feces pushed out halfway and have there cheeks squished together and rubbed, to make a cleveland crumpet

“Kenzy can I have a cleveland crumpet?”
“I had a major stiffy after my cleveland crumpet.”

by ClevelandCrumpeter June 6, 2025

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Cleveland apple picking

I went Cleveland apple picking

by anonymous September 6, 2025

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Cleveland Swinger

When you have a woman sit in a hammock with a hole cut into it and she defecates into you mouth. This move was pioneered by the late great John McAfee.

The best part of my trip to Belize was the Cleveland swinger the prostitute gave me.

by BenDover63 October 15, 2025

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