junky salad

Its when a girl or a guy is gettin their salad tossed and their junk played with at the same time....

Man ive had my salad tossed before but last night suzie gave me a junky salad and it was awesome!!!

by wwwsable July 6, 2011

Booster Junkie

The first person in line to roll up their sleeve when the latest "update" comes out. Prides themself on staying current with the most recent "science" being promulgated by big pharma. May have a photo of Dr. Fauci on their mantle. Likely still wearing a mask in 2022.

Employee: "I need tomorrow off so I can get my booster."
Boss: "Isn't this the third one this month?"
Employee: "Yeah, I'm a bit of a booster junkie."
Boss: "Enjoy the myocarditis!"

by Daddy T. Bagger June 19, 2023

Junkies

And there are plenty of rich junkies dawg. Are you kinding me? Nikki sixx? Russell brand (not any more but still)? Everyone on Epstien's list? Joe biden's son? You're perfectly fine with people spending their money on impulsive pleasure! You're not doing anything to stop ANY them from indulging in their impulsive pleasures. You're paying to feed their addiction every time you buy a ticket or vote for Biden (not that you would vote for Biden). Like the redistribution of wealth, the spending of money on impulsive pleasure is already happening. You dare use my own spells against me Potter? Did you think that would stump me? So what makes Russel so special? He's one of the special golden chosen people! He SHOULD have all of the money because he deserves it more. *Insert existential superiority claim here* He can... read the things I write... Like... Real good dawg... So he can do all the drugs he wants... And then use his money to go to a place to get off the drugs... and then live off the money forever... and generate wealth with his likeness...

Hym "Saying we can't give poor people money because they will spend it on drugs and become junkies is like saying we can't let anybody go to a Motely Crew concert because they are going to spend the money on drugs. Ridiculous. The position of redistributing money is may simplistic but your position is ridiculous.'

by Hym Iam February 27, 2023

Junkies

New trier kids who think vaping is cool

person 1: “WOWZERS, I JUST TRIED MY FIRST HIT IN THE BATHROOM AND IM BUZZING!!!!!!
Person 2: “Jesus those kids are fucking junkies

by Holiday_Choco March 6, 2023

designer junkie

a junkie with designer

“ he’s in the trap but has hella designer “ omg he’s a designer junkie “

by jojog123 March 26, 2023

G-Junkie

Someone who constantly craves an Adrenaline rush

"You thought that Roller-Coaster was nothing!? Man, you really are a G-Junkie."

by Atgeir January 17, 2023

The Junkie’s Dillema

When an addict experiences discomfort when sober, but when under the influence wishes they sober.

I have finally experienced The Junkie’s Dillema

by OxygenBeliever January 25, 2023