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The most overused beaner name in the world
Let’s name our kid jose! 💀
Jose by Recycled clown April 15, 2020

jose.gonzalez.2007 

The best player in a game, no question.
Guy 1: Holy shit is that jose.gonzalez.2007?

Guy 2: No way! He'll carry the team.
One who's quick to do whatever a hoe says.
You ain't no real playa, you just a Jose ass nigga
Jose by Streetz10 April 24, 2017
Someone with an intellectual level comparable to a 1st grader
I might be dumb but I'm not Jose Luis type dumb.
Jose Luis by LT. Pendejo December 5, 2021

Wicked Jose 

The sexual act of of taking a dump between your bitch's tits and then motor-boating her.
Damn.. Chinese food sounded like a good idea last night. Didn't turn out so good when the Wicked Jose I dropped on my slag this morning turned out to be a mixture of diarrhea and unprocessed snow peas. I'm still picking out those peas from my teeth and she's pissed that the sheets are trashed.
Wicked Jose by olsontex July 25, 2010

Jacob Josefson 

a Swedish hockey player, drafted 2008 first round in the NHL Entrey Draft by the New Jersey Devils
most likely is going to be a totally unstoppable player in a few years
Jacob Josefson just scored us the goal that made us the Stanley Cup Champions.
Jacob Josefson by Field Playa October 29, 2010