Nick Jonas

Youngest band member of the Jonas Brothers.
16 years old, extremely talented as he can play guitar, drums, piano, AND sing.
Is the concrete form of LOVE. <3
Known for his beautiful curls,
he is amazingly beautiful and loveable.
Though can be quiet/shy.
Has Diabetes Type 1.
Wrote 'Can't Have You' about Pancakes.

Nick Jonas, are YOU creepin'? ;

by LoBar March 7, 2009

Jonah

a kid who's ugly and nobody likes him because of that.

Ya, that kid is probably a Jonah.

by rachelz May 17, 2018

Jonas Funnel

A Jonas Funnel is where you place a satellite dish around your neck like used on dogs. Then you have people jack off into the dish like a bukkake. The dish causes all the semen to flow down towards your face and head.

I was watching this crazy japanese porn last night and they were doing a bukakke but then they took it to the next level with a Jonas Funnel.

by TheRealSuperAIDS July 17, 2009

jonah fat butler

some one thats soooooo fat that they need to put butter on there hips to make it through the door. .. they also enjoy collecting shit tequila and they think there cool about everything...also they buy things that they think they can sell but it never really works out... p.s. they have a brother named jensen who has falling-down syndrome

holy shit! theres a jonah fat butler!!!!

by dickcheck12345 October 20, 2010

Jonah

A long-established expression among sailors uses the term, "Jonah", to mean a sailor or a passenger whose presence on board brings bad luck and endangers the ship. The meaning is based on the Biblical prophet Jonah. Later, this meaning was extended to mean, "a person who carries a jinx, one who will bring bad luck to any enterprise."

Every time Bob comes climbing with us someone gets hurt; the man is a Jonah.

by Benjamin Driscoll September 7, 2019

jonah

a guy who's hot and loyal

he's such a Jonah

by jonah marais is beautiful December 1, 2019

Jonah

A Jonah is a nutcase of a person with a dirty mind and a crazy personality. He’ll say the most random shit and will always make you smile. Jonahs will keep you up all night and always be free for a midnight convo, that will leave you in hysterics. He has lots of friends but a smaller friendship group that adore him and will do the weirdest thing ever with him. If you have a Jonah you are very lucky

Friend: I’m so tired I was on my phone TIL 3am last night

Other friend: With who?
Friend: Guess.

Other friend: Jonah

by 1234 England April 11, 2020