That warzone player is a Jon
by Dth562 September 13, 2020
Get the Jonmug. I called my uncle a Runt. So he left a voicemail saying, "Jay, I'll tell you the truth mate, don't you fucking bother me again ya fucking little shit". Wow, what a Jon Jan zokk. So now it's my voicemail message. Love it ...
by Bryn Benn April 16, 2020
Get the Jon Jan Zokkmug. A person that is crazy photogenic. Try any angle and they will rock it.
May seem careless and a living-in-the-moment type of person but actually thinks his actions through.
Likes to be loud, and that's okay. It's a quality that makes these people stand out and be likeable. They are kind and take care of others. When they love someone they go all out.
Sometimes may be emotional, at those times it's important to stay close and address the problem (and if the problem is you then don't bother them anymore!).
They are also smart and out of the box thinkers.
May seem careless and a living-in-the-moment type of person but actually thinks his actions through.
Likes to be loud, and that's okay. It's a quality that makes these people stand out and be likeable. They are kind and take care of others. When they love someone they go all out.
Sometimes may be emotional, at those times it's important to stay close and address the problem (and if the problem is you then don't bother them anymore!).
They are also smart and out of the box thinkers.
by GrilledMeat February 19, 2022
Get the Jonmug. 
Jon, what can I say. He's got the biggest dick but it gets no use :( some would say that he has three legs, a tripod if you will. He lusts after girls that play him. He is the best video game player and is the best at Elden ring. He never gets distracted from his homework and never watches something else while he should be trying to do it. He always has those sexy red sports goggles that make all the bitches run, in what direction is up to you. Jon never shuts up about "sub 2" and he gets hard thinking about it. Speaking of getting hard did I mention that he has a big dick at least 4 maybe even 5 inches, huge!! His discord notifications are always going off and he has the cutest laugh and an even cuter butt.
by Nick t October 13, 2022
Get the Jon Parmmug. Jon is the sweetest boy with the biggest smile. Very few people know his true self as he keeps his personal feelings to himself, but the few that do know he’s an amazing person with a big heart. He’s very empathetic and kind. Jon spends his time listening to music, playing guitar, and thinking about his girlfriend. In school he tries to be mysterious, but under all of that he’s probably listening to tv girl and playing Pokémon go on his phone.
Jon is so :3
by Thumperdough November 25, 2023
Get the Jonmug. A man among gods. Some would say he is God himself. He is the master of all, and everyone is below him. The power to give life, and to take ones breath away in an instant. He is the most powerful being in the universe.
by Believer of the one true Jon April 10, 2021
Get the Jon Cherbamug.