New Jersey Shrimp Parm

The act of having sex with a girl while on her period with no condom. As the man is about to ejaculate he pulls out and blows his man juice all over the girl's bloody vagina. Therefore giving the image of shrimp parm.

I was banging this chick and pulled out an gave her some New Jersey shrimp parm.

by Deuce Master December 1, 2014

New Jersey Sunset

The act of smoking marijuana and receiving a handjob from a relative while sitting on the top of a hill in a farming community. For added pleasure they snort a bump of cocaine as they climax known as Bump Cumming.

Alex: "man you and your brother left the party pretty early last night, where did you guys go?"
Frank: "Oh yeah we went up to apple pie hill and watched the New Jersey Sunset."
Alex: "oh, ok man. Did you bump cum?"
Frank: "dude, you know I always bump cum"

by StonedWhiteKid May 25, 2016

New Jersey Vacation

A term used to imply you murdered someone, similar to sleeping with the fishes.

Mike: Hey Tony, did you take care of our noisy friend?
Tony: Yea, I sent him on a New Jersey Vacation.

by Bernie_Bro_2020 August 10, 2017

New Jersey

the only state where you can drive 80 mph on a 55 mph highway and still have people pissed at you

person driving next to you in New Jersey: *gives middle finger* fuck you!

you: *gives middle finger back* fuck you too!

by jjsabs November 4, 2017

New Jersey Swirlie

The sexual act of performing oral sex on your partner while simulationsely dunking their head into the toilet of a heavily used port-o-potty.

We got bored at the country musical festival last weekend, so Jim took me into one of the port-o-potty’s and gave me a New Jersey Swirlie!

by Psychowalnut May 27, 2018

New Jersey Special

That moment during rough, bloody intercourse when your left kidney explodes.

Bro, Bill Cosby drugged my drink and gave a New Jersey Special! Call an ambulance quick!

by Gaycie May 26, 2020

South Jersey Nut Twitch

In this scenario, the male had his cock n' balls lying dormant. The female slightly stimulates any part of the male's body causing him to have continuous violent contractions within his scrotum for several minutes immediately resulting in blue balls.

I'm never fucking Tammy again. Before we began, she shook my hand and gave me South Jersey Nut Twitch.

by juckerafison December 17, 2020