Circle Jerk

Someone who is being a genuine douchebag on Google+. They can either be making a bunch of really stupid updates, making rude comments on your posts, or +1ing updates about your grandmother dying.

Person 1: Dude, can you believe what Mark posted on Google+ last night?
Person 2: Nah dude, he was being such a Circle Jerk.

Person 1: I posted, "RIP Love you grandma," on my Google+ last night and Mark +1'd it.
Person 2: He thinks he's so funny, but really he's just a Circle Jerk.

by sillyrob July 12, 2011

Jerkal

Always having a tendency to screw things up without even trying. A God given gift of jacking things up.

I don't want that guy hanging around us, he always pulls a jerkal.

by FlickDawg April 15, 2003

Jerk Happy

When someone jerks off a lot

Brady: Hey James is pretty cool right?
Stan: Yeah but I wouldn't shake his hand or anything.
Brady: Why?
Stan: He's been a little Jerk Happy lately.

masturbate jerk off jerk happy horny

by Hand Shaker March 14, 2011

Jerk Out

To get the hell out of Dodge before things go all queer. Pigs and such.

We were partying down by the river, things were getting crazy, so we had to jerk out before the pigs arrived.

by rudeboy43 September 26, 2014

Jerk off

Someone who takes your heart and messes with your feelings

Damn tyler is a huge jerk off did u see what he did to his girl?!?!

by Oliver Gliver June 1, 2019

jercy

The ship name for the fictional characters Percy Jackson and Jason Grace in the Heroes of Olympus book series by Rick Riordan.

Hey, did you read any of the Heroes of Olympus books?

Yes! I totally ship Jercy!

If you're a Jercy shipper who is rude and sends death threats to any non-Jercy shippers, you should take a good look at your life choices.

by That One Gay Shipper September 16, 2019

Urban Jerk

The admin guys at urbandictionary.com when they don't add your entry.

Those Urban Jerks at urbandictionary.com rejected my submission again!

by theotheraaron April 12, 2011