Shaving a painted Jesus

An action that is pointless

A: Why are you studying? You know you are going to fail that test.
B: But I have to make an A.
A: You're just shaving a painted Jesus, man.

by Nicole11 January 7, 2009

big baby jesus

later name of wu-tang clan member 'old dirty bastard' (see: wordodb/word).

i heard odb's new name is big baby jesus. that's whack.

by bud newman. February 28, 2003

Jesus'd

To achieve something so godly or rare that in your moment of victory you expel the very spirit of Jesus Christ all over your opponent or obstacle.

OMG! Did you SEE that bicycle-kick goal?? That dude totally Jesus'd all over the keeper.

by BlarhgMan February 26, 2009

Jesus Christ Bar

Aussie way of describing the bar above the windows of the passenger seats in a car/truck. In incidents of road rage, reckless driving, four wheel driving, burnouts, etc. the passenger(s) will grab onto it and usually yell "Jesus Christ!"

also known as "Oh Shit!" bar.

As I was doing a massive burnout my friend was gripping the Jesus Christ Bar tightly.

by JustinA <3 November 5, 2009

Jebson

A group of boys from the East of England formally associated with weed, cocaine, MDMA, playing football at The Cages, partying and bullying Leanne Carver or Spooner.

There goes Jebson

by Bean Master April 19, 2015

Jesus Dan

Jesus answers the calls. He gets dicked down. He’s sexy. His wife and him have children called hatchlings. Praise this glorious man, or you will go to da grave

Person: I don’t know what to do
Person 2: O praise o praise this glorious man, o praise o praise this Jesus Dan

by liltoast October 28, 2019

freezing Jesus

To make a (video) chat lag and/or freeze by spamming the comments. Usually due to a large amount of lurking people suddenly reacting to someone appearing on the webcam after hours of staring at a table/notebook/etc.

Coming from Ryland Blackinton's (Cobra Starship) "Who froze Jesus?" reaction to someone's "Jesus it's frozen" comment upon the sudden lag in the video.

Also see shelf kids.

Shelf kid #1: OMG I SAW SOMETHING MOVE!!!1!
Shelf kid #2: OMFG ME TOO RIGHT THERE IN THE RIGHT CORNER!!!
Shelf kid #3: IT'S GABE OMG HI GABE GABEY GABEY GABEY!!!11!!1
Shelf kid #1 & 2: GAAAAAAAABE HI GABE SOUND PLZ GABEGABEGABE SOUNDDDDDD!!!!! COME ON GABE QUIT TEASIN US UNMUTE PLZZZZ!!11
Etc.

Shelf kid #4: Stop freezing Jesus, y'all!

by thatssonotaword January 22, 2009