Jasper

an emo dude who is obsessed with trees and enjoys fucking sleeping cows in their free time.

Jasper hit me with a pan on Monday at 9:15

by weh.water.whapids May 28, 2023

Japping

Your partner will smash a glass and insert a shard of glass into the mans erect penis via the jap's eye (urethral opening). They'll then make you cum, the sensation is orgasmic, bloody and painful all at the same time.

I hear Old John loves a good Japping on a Wednesday night

by RoundHouseCV July 17, 2023

Jasper

Good smelling cat. Mrrrrrrr

Hey did you hear that?
No, but I smelled a Jasper

by sandwichthief_lover August 3, 2023

jasper

whore player that looks for insecure younger men to manipulate and play with.

person1: ew is that jasper??
person2: ew what a slag

by person894853465 September 4, 2023

Jalpeno Penis Popper

The sexual act of dipping your condom penis into a jar of Jalapeños before commencing anal with a female.

" Yo last night I gave my girlfriend a Jalpeno penis popper"

by Smit17 July 16, 2024

Jasper

An all out retarded crackhead who likes planes ✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️

Jasper is autism

by Plen July 20, 2024

jasper

a guy that wants to get with all his mates sisters

jasper: yo bro is that your sister ?
garth: yeah she's 11

jasper: oh, age is just a number...

by yellowfellow29 September 10, 2023