Jacob

A male usually annoying and overly playful with a kind heart and good intentions looking for nothing but the best but seems to search in the wrong places

Gosh the guy we met yesterday was such a Jacob

by It's me 4 reals April 9, 2015

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A Jacob is the name of a person commonly a male, they tend to act like assholes and think they're the shit in bed. The reality of a Jacob is that they come up short in almost every possible way, Jacob's tend to have drug addiction problems which cause premature ejaculation. Jacobs are so full of themselves that they honestly believe no one can out do their penile girth or sexual experience in the bedroom

"Girl 1: I had sex with Jacob in the shower he only lasted ten minutes"
"Girl 2: I know Jacob and I dated for a whilehe couldn't last longer than five minutes, my new boyfriend had to chisle his dick into me...Man I am glad I can feel something during sex again"
"Girl 1: Damn that's Jacob alright"

by Randybobany January 30, 2017

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guy who gives off a rapist and racist vibe

look at that guy lurking in the bushes, he's gonna jacob that girl

by nessi of the loc January 17, 2010

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someone who tries really hard to be funny and popular, but in the end just makes real stupid jokes that noone laughs at. also a douchebag, and can take what he gives out. total attention whore

Person 1: hey, guys
Jacob: OOOhhhh! OOOOhh! lookit me! i said "hey guys"! oooh! im special and cool! oh, wow, im so popular
person 1: Cool it, dude
jacob: oh wow! you told me to "cool it"! oooh im so threatened! wow!
person 2: dude your being a douche
jacob: you know what, shutup, ok? your the real douche
person 2: whatever. your a dick head
antoine: ( arriving)hey guys
jacob: oh hi aintoine! i love you! mind if i follow you around at lunch a little bit?

by carmen winslot January 24, 2008

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