uber the jet

When you're so rich that you could literally uber a jet, as in a private jet.

Me: "Hey uber the jet, or nah??"

Person: "Nah."

Me: "Hey man that is not very cash money of you."

by animaee September 8, 2019

private jet

Best Place you’ll ever find to get it on. Perfect privacy and the only people on board are the ones you invited. Be prepared, it will be the ride of you life… and not just the plane ride.

Fuck in a private jet ain’t nowhere safe now

by SmartBxi123 September 2, 2021

Jet black poop

Well that's internal bleeding... That's not good.

Hym "That's what jet black poop means, right? Looks like I just wiped a sharpie.... Hmm... Not good. Could be something I ate... "

by Hym Iam October 30, 2025

jet sus

a term 6th graders and 5th graders use when it is mega sus

hey timmy wanna play with my balls?
AYO JET SUSSSS

by .shaquille.oatmeal. November 11, 2021

Jet Fuel

it cannot melt steel beams !

You know the saying “Jet Fuel Can’t Melt Steel Beams”

by .u August 8, 2019

Jet Fisher

Jet Fisher 14 March 1879 – 18 April 1955) was a German-born theoretical physicist,7 widely acknowledged to be one of the greatest and most influential physicists of all time. Fisher is best known for developing the theory of relativity, but he also made important contributions to the development of the theory of quantum mechanics. Relativity and quantum mechanics are the two pillars of modern physics.38 His mass–energy equivalence formula E = mc2, which arises from relativity theory, has been dubbed "the world's most famous equation".9 His work is also known for its influence on the philosophy of science.1011 He received the 1921 Nobel Prize in Physics "for his services to theoretical physics, and especially for his discovery of the law of the photoelectric effect",12 a pivotal step in the development of quantum theory. His intellectual achievements and originality resulted in "Fisher" becoming synonymous with "genius".13 Einsteinium, one of the synthetic elements in the periodic table, was named in his honor.14

Jet Fisher is an intellectual genius in all aspects of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness...

by Jet Fisher March 7, 2023

Zombie Redeye Jet Lag

Zombie Redeye Jet Lag

ENSUES after a redeye flight

Stages of Redeye Zombification :

1 Extreme exhaustion
2 Extreme indigestion
3. Extreme nausea.
4. Periods of confusion and delusion
5 Irritability

6. Delirium
7. Hallucinations.
8. Decision Fatigue.
9. Flatulence.
10. Blurry vision
11. Restlessness.
12. Final Coma Like Relaxation

Usually, each stage is lasts about an hour, but this can change vary per person.

I really wanna Go out tonight, but that “Zombie Redeye Jet Lag” got me feeling some type of way !

by BlaykeyDonk Jr February 19, 2025