Five more minutes

1. Where a person asks for more time to do something, but will ask for another five more minutes once those five minutes are done.
2. An excuse to beat that Minecraft Griefer up, no matter how long it will actually take in real world sense.
Note- The amount time you consider five minutes to be will vary greatly depending on the person you ask. A female who says her makeup will be done in five more minutes is using the same timescale as a male who says a game will be done in five more minutes.

"Time to do your homework, Jimmy!" Jimmy's mother chirped.
"Aww, five more minutes?" Jimmy pouted sadly, from his Mario smashing frenzy.
"Alright, but be sure to remember!" his mother said as she went out the door.
7 hours later...
"JIMMY!"

by Hiding in yo shed September 3, 2014

ten minute reply

Normally used online in Instant Messengers, when one person says something normally not of interest, the other party ignores, gets bored, then replies ten minutes later.

20:00 Person1: I had to go to my grandma's house today and all she did was talk about her feet.
20:10 Person2: That sucks. Sorry about the ten minute reply.

by Toadfish February 2, 2008

Two-Minute-Noodle

A Two-Minute-Noodle is a male who inserts his penis into the preferred orifice and after two minutes he ejaculates and becomes flaccid or a "noodle".

No, the sex was not good, Luke pulled a Two-Minute-Noodle and blamed it on how tight I was.

by ThatDudeWhoWrites December 13, 2016

30 minute mark

At the 30 minute mark in a yagami yato audio, they get into the slobbing and 🍆🍑💦.

“Oop, here go the 30 minute mark. Let me make sure my headphones are connected.”

by Shes a freeeeak😳 September 15, 2020

1 minute rule

Some one has 1 minute to be somewhere at an agreed time or the other person goes to bed

Vanessa was 2 minutes late so going by the 1 minute rule Corey went to bed

by Prologrb October 29, 2020

One minute ugly

That kind of ugliness that lasts only for a moment until a person gets used to it.

-did you see her batman tattoo? It looks ugly.

-it's just one minute ugly. You will get used to it.

by Dundur June 11, 2017

two-minute handjob

When you're driving with your romantic partner and have to stop at a railroad crossing for a train, then the man pulls his penis out and receives a full finished handjob in roughly two minutes, or for however long the train is crossing.

Dick: "Oh look Jane, a train's crossing!"
Jane: "Hey! Nice! You want a two-minute handjob?"
Dick: "Sure babe!"

by realsuperiorP July 29, 2021