covid time

The warped perception of time during the COVID lockdowns.

One week is one month in covid time.
It's been almost one year already? Time flies in covid time.

by bubbagomp December 02, 2020

Covid scared

Anybody who locks themselves away from society due to being afraid of catching covid

Emily refused to leave her room as she was covid scared.

by Spencer and Spencer September 04, 2021

Covid misinformation

Something de facto defined by Stalin, without Biden's input.

Facebook should be ashamed of itself; it needs Stalin to define covid misinformation.

by Sexydimma July 24, 2021

Covid Dick

When a man gets the clot shot and his dick shrivels up and goes limp.

I don't know which is worse, getting a Covid shot and dying or getting a Covid shot and getting Covid Dick? Essentially you are dead either way.

by Delta Pussy January 14, 2022

Covid Dick

When a man takes the clot shot and his dick shrivels up and goes limp.

I don't know which is worse, getting the clot shot and dying or getting the clot shot and getting Covid Dick. Essentially you are dead either way.

by Delta Pussy January 14, 2022

Covid-Daddy

Noun; a man who gives his significant other Covid-19

I was feeling fine till I got sick from my Covid-Daddy

by Mobilepreacher July 15, 2020

Covid Facemask

When your partner is eating your ass and your balls are draped over their nose covering both their nose and their mouth, making it difficult to breathe, and all they can smell is ass.

"I gave my girlfriend a Covid Facemask and almost killed her."

by Cameron Greene October 04, 2020