A sock that a human male wears around his genitalia during the night as a preventative measure for the mess caused by a wet dream.
by Maxatax1029 June 05, 2015
All that food and uneaten crap you find in bed in the morning after either drinking, sleepwalking, or just getting the midnight munchies. It usually includes leftovers, microwaveable garbage, and just general junk food.
K: Ugh, what's that smell?
H: I slept walked again last night, and those are the remaining night burgers.
K: Get that out of here, it smells like a dead body!
H: I slept walked again last night, and those are the remaining night burgers.
K: Get that out of here, it smells like a dead body!
by Lilyitha February 04, 2014
A night involving far too many glasses of Chardonnay with Jen, therefore causing the ever unpleasant Chardonay vomit--which sounds like "BLARDONAY"
Oh my God, we need to get home now, I am about to Blardonay all over my short skirt and inappropriate shoes. That was definitely a Blardonay night last week Jen.
by Ali that Girl September 08, 2006
For example, "I went home with that guy last night and let him spice things up in the Night Kitchen."
by lilcatfish April 08, 2014
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by Curtmandingo January 11, 2010
When you are at a party and you excuse yourself to go outside to fart, you are checking on the "night ducks" as they are migrating at this time of year.
GEEZ Johnnie that is the third time you went outside in the last 1/2 hour. "Yup, checking on the "night ducks".
by coyotemutt January 24, 2015