amish petting

Heavy petting with close on and no intention of going any further.

I went to Jamies house last night for Amish petting because it was her time of the month.

by Imntntx2017 April 5, 2017

ex-pet

A pet that left you. Ex: If you had a dog, and it ran away.

"My dog ran away, now he's my ex-pet!"

by ThunderSpider May 31, 2017

sia pet

Like the popular dated "Chia Pet" but referring to the singer Sia's crazy hair.

Dude, what's with Natalie?

She looks like hell, must have been out all night, that would explain the Sia Pet she's rocking!

by Rylucpicard June 27, 2017

pet rock video

A video upload which contains no useful information, political, technical,
scientific or otherwise important new product caveat updates.
An absolutely boring video.
A video which contains near exact themes in relation to innumerable others.

I saw another pet rock video today of a cute chick on her second day of
distilled water fasting.

by 10isC November 21, 2017

Petting Eugene

A euphemism for sexual activity, of any kind, esp. when done in the wee hours of the night quietly so as to avoid attention from sleepybois nearby.

Wonton: what were you and Lois doing up so late last night?
Avi: we were petting Eugene...
Wonton: uh huh....”petting Eugene”
Avi: 😳

by DaddyHume February 19, 2018

medicine pet

A pet that stays with you while you're thereby making you feel better

I had the flu last week and my dog was a medicine pet and stayed will the whole time.

by Uglyman1223 February 14, 2017

Pet Junior

One or more high school juniors selected by a high school senior to receive mentorship or to engage in social activities.

"Poor Patrick—he doesn't have a pet junior."

by Jimmysonglaugh February 18, 2017