Bacon folds

When the inside lips of female genitalia are unusually long and/or saggy.

Usually associated with slags or fat people.

1) Steph, your skirt is so short, I can see your bacon folds dangling out of the bottom.

2) Bitch, I can't find your hole, your bacon folds are covering your vagina.

by Keyboard Warrior July 28, 2012

Bacon Crunch

Bun + Bacon + Onion + Slat and Pepper + (Cheese) + Bun = Bacon Crunch
That crunch is delicioso!

Do you want a bacon crunch?

by BKFC January 24, 2021

Bacon Syndrome

A social disorder which causes the victim to look like a jackass every time a photograph is taken of him or her.

Causes are alcohol, alcoholism, binge drinking, and in extremely rare cases the disorder may be transmitted through sexual contact.

Like most disorders caused by alcohol, there is no known cure other than refraining from alcohol consumption, or the victim may simply stay far away from cameras.

Why does he look so punchable right now?

Because he has Bacon Syndrome and that girl is taking a picture.

Well he looks like a jackass.

by JWSM October 26, 2012

sloppy bacon

Leaky and dripping.

That Nicola Simpson, she's a right sloppy bacon

by Ergosum June 22, 2016

Bacon mcflurry

Mcdonalds mcflurry with bacon instead of oreos.

Sir, would you like fries with that? No thanks, ill have a bacon mcflurry.

by Kornbred88 January 6, 2016

Bacon Head

Someone with extremely greasy hair.

Ruby: I could fry chips on Ffiôn’s head it’s so greasy! She’s such a Bacon Head!

by TamagotchiGirl January 31, 2020

going bacon

The act of going harder than ham

You think you went ham well Im going bacon.

by batman8813 March 17, 2015