originally from an outdoor toilet, now used to describe a big-framed male or female (usually derogatory for the latter)
by BlinginMongHead January 7, 2005

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 13, 2021

Well, the Republicans won the Presidency again, but shit no bricks, my fellow Americans, Socialism is on its way.
by dexter sinister November 27, 2013

A toilet prank in which someone craps on the rim of a toilet and then shuts the lid so that when the crap dries the lid and rim become stuck, creating the "brick and mortar effect". This prank is designated by the vertical clap of the hands, and is usually accompanied by an upper deck.
At wrestling camp, all the freshmen were pissing me off so I broke into their room and brick and mortared their toilet. They couldn't get it unstuck so they made Carlino clean up the whole thing and he started crying. What a bitch.
by OpN July 27, 2007

a word to define a woman whose vagina is so crusty and hard that sticking your penis in it is like trying to hump a brick wall with a boner.
by pantydropper34 February 14, 2012

When you are very surprised and cant think of anything to say you look at pile of bricks and say :FUCk A BRICK"
Or shit a brick, but worse
Or shit a brick, but worse
by flippingfantasticwords January 3, 2012

i was hittin this bitch from behind last night and i wanted anal, but she said no, so i doggy bricked her. that bitch never saw it coming!
by buzzin1 April 2, 2009
