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History is HERstory too.
Dude...like....you realize in history that there were also women back then, right?
by Becky23333 February 23, 2008
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History Nerd

Whenever Nomes starts talking about her favorite topic, that's when you know you are talking to a history nerd.
Nomes: I would pick Cecily of York
as the other 3 strong woman are already well covered

Other: Maybe Catherine? Edwards girl?
She's right near the end of it all, could be told from a "My families tales: pov

Nomes: no, she's quite dull
tale-end stuff

Other: YOu are such a history Nerd
by SylChaffe September 11, 2011
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Canadian History

Stretching the vagina starting with smaller dildos and moving up to very large ones to stretch the vagina to be large enough to then be penetrated with a little person (dwarf).
Another person (usually a man) holds the little person and moves them in and out of the stretched vagina - doing a Canadian History. Sometimes the person being penetrated is also urinated upon at the same time (Canadian Maritime History).
by Modern Canadian Historian February 5, 2010
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History

History sucks ass, dude.
by CookingDevice January 6, 2008
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Canada's History

A sexual act more vulgar, depraved, and degrading than The Aristocrats. A woman is bound and gagged and forced down onto her hands and knees, where a man pours several bottles of maple syrup on the Stanley Cup before forcibly inserting it into her ass. The woman must then keep the trophy in her ass as the man stands the Stanley Cup upright. He then puts on a set of moose antlers, climbs up the cup and on top of the woman, where he fucks her pussy and forces the Stanley Cup deeper into her ass.
Any man that can perform Canada's History on a woman must be a god!
by TheChill51999 February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A sexual act where a person defecates into a hockey glove and masturbates to moose porn.
Gordon Brown, an expert in Canada's History, always used CCM gloves for ultimate performance.
by cottagecheese420 February 4, 2010
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Canadian History

Canadian Ritual, To recieve or administer an Enema using Maple Syrup, typically while biting down on a Hockey Puck to withstand the immense satisfaction.
"Wanna use my beer bong for a little Canadian History Eh"
"I'll go get the puck...Eh"
by The Hawkeye February 5, 2010
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